one of my favorite hobbies is throwing nick under the bus. 90% of the time it's actually deserved, too, so it's an extra win for me. can't be denying you a chance for ascension so here i am working tirelessly to convince the other two to make it happen. were you all up and invested in the joe and stella love saga? to be honest, i thought the funkos were real the first time i saw them. i thought i missed some kind of memo but sadly, no. didn't even get a shane gray one either. i'm starting to think there's some kind of conspiracy out there.
now i feel validated because blaming siblings is basically a universal language. my sister gets accused of things she probably didn’t even remotely cause, so nick will survive this just fine. and for the record? i was absolutely more of a macy and nick girl. the tension, the hidden relationship, the emotional turmoil of it all? cinema to me at the time. joe and stella were cute, but macy had the awkward charm and energy that younger me ate up every single episode. i’m pretty sure half my personality was shaped by disney channel couples between 2008 and 2011, which feels deeply concerning in retrospect. the fact there wasn’t a shane gray funko is actually criminal. that man practically raised an entire generation on emotional damage and leather jackets. there has to be a jonas brothers hater behind this somewhere.
