I’m Batman

replace one word of your url with bitch

pain-in-the-bitch

Musi was bitch😛

your-bitch-ems

Letmebitchinelfhame

Isaidimbitch

@kaisdarling oh look at that last picture side eye

@isaidimbatman

KYS ANS

i feel the need to address a common misconception. people assume i’m the only one left without the ability to use my legs after i’m with my husband. while this is true, i’ve made @malakai-azer unable to walk many times

Pegging your husband is nothing to be ashamed of

You did a thing? What are you a millennial?

everyone is chill in the kabingdom except for gnola. she turns babies into puppets and poisons her neighbours with arsenic for fun. she cannot be trusted with any sharp objects or fire. this has been a kabingdom psa.

And she gropes koalas

@bingazer sound familiar

i mean it’s something i tell @malakai-azer from time to time

Bing are you... hungry... for a... sandwich?

@meangirlsbway are you behind this

i won’t even defend the things i like anymore i’m just going to start biting people

Biting them like you want to bite Kai?

weird to think we're all on here interacting with australians. any given user on ur dash could be an australian, if you think about it

@thebirdhivemind @isaidimbatman

🇦🇺

I'm not celebrating valentine's, stupid day

But that's my birthday :(

Ouch why don’t you like us :(

the issue with tinder is that everyone’s ugly

not everyone tho… 👀💗

Daph…

if i can breathe bc [redacted] viewed my story do i have a problem :((

Yes

wanna bite him munch him chew him 😋💗

Horny

@bingazer I need to borrow the sex dungeon

why? i mean— what dungeon?

Freaky is why

…get your own dungeon

I would but I need it know