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lana.
she shakes her head, waving off his question, “ oh, enough about me. ” lana goes quiet for a moment ––– a finger tapping on her chin as she walks slowly in front of isaiah. she knows he’s lying, he couldn’t be any more obvious. so, she’s pacing the room, debating whether she wants to bother isaiah now or elijah later. this might be one of the hardest decisions she’s ever had to make. while she’s weighing the options, she thinks about how isaiah is standing here trying to deceive her. and hey, she’s gotta appreciate someone willing to lie right to another person’s face. therefore, as much as she loves to mess with isaiah, she’s got to give him credit. “ alright, fine, ” lana rolls her eyes, stops in her tracks, and looks back at him again. “ what are you planning? i’ll help. ”
isaiah lets out a sigh of relief, for some reason feeling at ease now that lana wasn’t circling him like an animal. “ this. ” he reveals the key he’s been keeping from her, dangling it like a toy. “ ness and eli must be tamed this year. you know how overboard they get. it’s kind of annoying. ” but in a good way. still, an intervention was definitely needed and isaiah wanted to be the main man in charge of it. “ not sure what i’m going to do yet, but if you’re willing to help then i’m sure we can come up with something. ”
lana.
“ that’s cause i’ve been in here the whole time, ” she shrugs, suspiciously quick to move on from the subject. “ and what are you doing in here, hm? ” lana squints at him, if only looks could kill. she knew he was up to something. why else would he have to sneak into a room that he normally spends seventy percent of his time in. it would’ve been easier for him had he just walked in like he regularly would instead of trying to be stealth, since he was incapable of it. “ does your sidekick know you’re in here? taking things from the beyond the grave table, no less. ”
“ of course he does, ” the lie slips out so fast ––– you can tell he’s so not telling the truth. “ he sent me in here to get it, actually. ” isiaah answers normally, clearing his throat and shifting his posture so that his back is straightened. “ you know how him and ness get with the whole halloween thing. ” he says this in a tone that could swing the conversation one of two ways: either lana agrees that the key should NOT be giving to the two youngest members of the team OR she’s gong to take it from him and narc. he thinks he knows lana well enough to where she’d go with the first scenario but . . . does anyone really know her? “ what are you doing in here, cruz? the only times i’ve seen you in here is when daniel forces you to watch over us. and we both know he’s not here today, so . . . ” he flips the question on her, raising an eyebrow.
isaiah makes it to the room where beyond the grave is filmed, looking both ways down the hallway before opening the door slowly and peering inside to make sure it was vacant. it was. he enters quietly, switching the light on before rummaging through the room. tomorrow is september first, which means nessa and eli were going to begin with their halloween havoc amongst the group. isaiah doesn’t have a problem with this, per say, but he knows that this time of year is usually very sensitive to the group and those two lovebirds have a tendency of going overboard with the holiday. he remembers seeing eli with the key to the basement ( i.e, the place that stored all of their decorations ) earlier in the day; so it’s no surprise when he sees it laying on the center table. “ bingo. ” a quiet victory as he scoops it up and shoves it in his pocket, making the turn to leave. however, he jumps back in surprise and lets out a very manly and not squeal-y scream as he sees his friend standing in front of him. “ jesus–– how and when did you sneak in here. i didn’t even hear the door open. ”
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ashley.
“i don’t even have that much stuff,” ashley replied, growing slightly defensive, despite how sore her arms already were from moving all of her boxes. turning around from the box she had begun unpacking, she saw the smile on his face. oh, he was just teasing her. “come on, someone has to make this place homey,” she said as he pulled her in for a hug. “how many years have you lived here now? where are the decorations?” her smile grew as isaiah kissed her, leaning into his touch. “i know, it’s crazy.” she didn’t even have the words to describe how happy she was with isaiah, she had never felt so comfortable in a relationship before.
he rolls his eyes playfully at her, “ i don’t have time to decorate. not when i’m too busy carrying the lacrosse team and the mysterybusters. ” isaiah only jokes on the latter–– he knows daniel is more than competent to carry the entire team on his shoulders. a very admirable trait, he understands why julian couldn’t fill the role. “ and to think you were just a really good booty call. ” he smirks slyly as he places another kiss on her cheek.
“ how many things could a girl possibly need? ” isaiah says with a huff, setting down the last box that contained ashley’s belongings. “ seriously, how much do you have in here? ” he smiles at her, obviously not bothered by how many things she had. he was just happy that they were finally moving in together. really, he had never expected for him and ash to last this long since all they did was fool around when they first started seeing each other. now, he can’t imagine his life without her. walking over to where she was, he wraps his arms around her and places a kiss on her forehead then one on her cheek. “ can’t believe this is happening, babe. ” / @ashcohens
zach.
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it was one of the last summer parties that zach’s social circle was throwing. he’d been frequenting them more ever since he started his unemployment a few months prior. and, even given his reputation and love for parties, zach was beginning to feel burnt out. the beer in his hand was only his second, he was already looking up the prices on ubers back to his apartment, and it was only half past eleven. it felt like the end of his night. until he saw isaiah, of course. his friend ( best friend, maybe ) had come through the back gate in the little backyard, and was passing through the group of people surrounding a pong table. zach met him just as he was entering the house. “hey, man!” his voice was a mixture of excitement and surprise, and without thinking about it, zach reached forward and embraced the other boy in a friendly hug. he couldn’t even remember the last time they had spoke, let alone seen each other in person. “is ash here, too?” the thought of seeing his favorite little blonde girl made his eyes nearly light up.
isaiah is taken back by the sudden hug, yet takes no time to react. “ zachary prescott? in the flesh? how you been, dude? ” his own question is drowned out by zach’s, and he nods his head. “ yeah, she’s somewhere around here. you know ash, social butterfly. ” he smiles at the mention of his girlfriend, subconsciously peeking over zach’s shoulder to see if he could spot that familiar blonde. he doesn’t. returning his attention to his friend, his expression turns more serious, “ what’s up with you? haven’t heard from your ass since you walked out on us. ”
kimi.
hangover aside, kimi manages a wide smile at the thought of seeing lana get angry. it won’t happen, but it’s a nice thought. she lets out a quiet scoff at the daniel topic. “ at a certain point, it’s our own fault for staying. or quitting and deciding to come back. same thing. ” no one seems capable of leaving and staying gone, for some reason. “ it’s not even a good job. ”
“ then why are you still here? i mean, you’re smart–– you could be doing anything you want and yet... ” he vaguely gestures around the office, “ but hey, we’ve been doing this for so long that anything else just feels weird. ”
micah.
“ fair. ” at this point, micah’s a joke to himself. “ you’re all broke college students. how do you even have m––– maxwell. right. forgot about that. ” sometimes, micah wonders what it’s like to have rich parents. then he wonders what it’s like to have loving parents or any parents at this age, and jumps off of that train of thought before the inevitable crash that was soon to follow. “ they’re three. they either like everything or nothing, depending on the day. ” today is one of the lucky days where they did enjoy being fed new & colorful foods, but he has little hope of tomorrow being the same.
he raises his hands, almost as if saying c’mon dude, really? “ maxwell money is worth a lot. just ask blair. ” he smiles before snorting, “ right, they sound like zach. he could live off of pb & j’s if he could. you think you could babysit him too? ” he eats the pastry in his hand, surprised at how good it was. “ so are you trying to get all of this cleared out before naomi gets home? speaking of, where is she? i swear, i never see her actually taking care of her kids. ” he doesn’t realize how bad those words sound until it’s too late, “ not that there’s anything wrong, i’m just–– yeah. no offense to her. or you. ”

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micah.
“ tra ––––– ” giving isaiah a blank & lowkey betrayed look, micah ignores the abundance of food to ask, “ am i a joke to you ? ” he shakes his head, then turns to face the mess again, only to flinch at the sight of it. “ full fucking offense, but i would never cook for your disastrous parties. nothing good ever happens there. and until i’m the one getting killed, i don’t want my food anywhere near the crime scene. and i’m having a CRISIS, isaiah, so if you could hold off on thinking about yourself for, like, five minutes, i’d really appreciate it. now take some GODDAMN FOOD before i throw myself out the window. ”
“ sometimes you are, yeah. ” he replies nonchalantly, taking another bite of the food before leaning against the counter, “ look, man. we would have paid you good. are you telling me you’re that big of an emo that you hate money? lame. ” isaiah can clearly see that living with naomi was having it’s effects on micah, and he raises his hands up in a defense manner. “ chill out, man. relax. i’ll take some off your hands. quick question though, do these kids even like–– ” he picks up an odd colored pastry, “ whatever this is? ”
kimi.
“ a few, ” she reports offhandedly. “ mostly teenage boys who wanted to trade her for dick pics, though. no one who’d actually pay me, so it wasn’t even worth it. ” she pauses to recall if she’d ever taken the ad down. after failing to remember anything with certainty, she shrugs a shoulder and took another sip of her coffee. begrudgingly, she has to admit he’s right. not coming in would’ve been so much smarter. “ i don’t even think daniel knows how to fire anyone. have you noticed micah’s still around ? ”
“ sounds about right. wait until she hears about this. not that’d she care, but with lana, you never know. ” she manages to get a real laugh out of him at the mention of daniel and his inability to be mean. yet somehow, he still managed to be a better leader than julian was. “ you have a point, if that’s the case then half of us shouldn’t have been here in the first place. daniel’s way too good to us. ”
micah.
with a character-typical dramatic flair, micah rips the door open with a scowl. “ what the FUCK took you so long ? i told you this was an emergency. ava and noah, move. this is your fault, you beasts. ” unsuccessfully shooing the twins from the door, micah leads the other in, kicking the door closed behind them. they make it maybe halfway to the kitchen before he stops and turns to face them, far too late to hide the situation peeking out behind him. “ i … made a pinterest account. out of curiosity. and found recipes. ” he risks a glance behind him. just over his shoulder, the kitchen is visible, with its stove and counters stuffed with an array of different foods. multi-colored cakes, gluten-free risottos, vegan macaroons, flax seed burgers, and that was all made within the first hour. “ take some of this food. eat it, throw it at a homeless person, i don’t give a shit. i just need it g o n e. ”
isaiah’s greeting gets interrupted by micah and his overdramatic words ( which he almost doesn’t catch because the toddlers immediately catch his attention. ) “ traffic, i don’t know ? ” he replies with a shrug, following behind the other until they reach the kitchen and the sight makes isaiah’s eyes widen. “ dude, you did all this ? ” he can’t help but laugh, walking around and eyeing everything he’s made. “ not gonna lie, i’m impressed. you were holding out on us this entire time? we should have you make shit for all the parties we threw. ” he picks at one of the smaller food items, popping it into his mouth.
kimi.
“ i … am hungover. ” whoever said getting blackout drunk the night before a shift wouldn’t have adverse effects was a goddamn liar. kimi sits gingerly in her seat, careful not to make a single unnecessary noise. “ i think i fucked a frat boy last night. i might’ve tried to sell lana on ebay. some mistakes were made. ” the biggest mistake being that she apparently failed, but that’s neither here nor there. she takes a scalding sip of her black coffee, already regretting her decision to come into work today. with a deep frown, she looks to the person nearest to her. “ why am i here again ? ”
“ way to go, kim. did you get any bidders for lana, though? ” he asks with a teasing smile, taking in her hungover state. isaiah has to admit that kimberly has definitely changed ( or, finally shown who she really was ) in these last few months. at this point, he doesn’t really care for it, deciding to start on a clean slate with everyone. he still didn’t trust her, though. “ if i were you i would have just stayed home. what is dan gonna do? fire you? you’ve seen too much. ”
zach.
a simple “hey” was all that zach passed isaiah’s way when he came through the door. as his friend joined him on the couch, zach closed out of the various tabs on his laptop, and laid it to sit on the floor, shut. zach mirrored isaiah, looking through his phone as his friend did the same. they hadn’t spoken to each other ( without ashley or another friend in the room ) for nearly two weeks. “i, ah…” he had avoided telling isaiah about his fight with elijah and his unofficial resignation from the team, but zach thought they might not get another moment alone to actually talk about the important things. he sucked in a sharp breath, and, without looking away from his phone, continued. “a couple days ago, i got in a fight with eli.”
isaiah lets out a sigh at the news, already knowing that this conversation was heading down a bad road. he knew the nature of eli and zach’s relationship; and more often then not he was stuck in the middle. it was never easy being friends with both of them. “ what happened? did it get physical? ” isaiah asks, almost praying that it hadn’t. he was slowly trying to befriend elijah again and he did not need a setback like this to ruin the little progress he’s made. besides, zach swears he’s changed from being the asshole jock he was a few years ago.

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“ aye, man. ” isaiah greets as he enters he and zach’s apartment; setting his lacrosse gear on the kitchen table. he walks over to where his friend was, plopping down on the couch next to him. “ practice fuckin’ sucked today. i’m tired as hell. ” complaining, he kicks his feet up onto the coffee table and pulls out his phone to mindlessly scroll before sighing loudly and turning to look over at zach, “ how’s your day been goin’? hopefully better than mine. ” / @zprescott
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