WHERE are the fics in which John has to explain to Sherlock that he wanted to bang his sister because I swear he would have had to have told him before Sherrinford lol
âSo the woman I met as Faithâyouâre saying that was my long lostsister?â
âThatâs what she said, yes.â
âAnd she was pretending to be your therapist, as well? Â Fascinating.â
âYeah.  Plus she wasalsoâŚâ  John trailed off. Â
âDo you want some tea? Â Icould murder a cuppa right now.â
Sherlock frowned.  "You weregoing to say something.  Something aboutthis person⌠ Eurus.  She was also⌠ what?â
âNothing. Â Itâsnothing. Â In fact, Iâve forgotten.â
âOr should I say âwhomâ? Â Did she have yet another disguise?â
John shook his head. âCouldnât have. Impersonating three separate people, just to get close to us? Â Thatâd just be silly.â Â John rocked back and forth on his heels, hishands shoved innocently into his pockets. Sherlock narrowed his eyes.
âYouâre hiding something. Why?â
âWho else could Eurus possibly have disguised herself as? Â Neither of us associate with many people, andthe ones we do, weâve known for a long time. She canât have been impersonating Molly or Mary or Mrs Hudson.â
âAnd we donât know any other women.â
Sherlock stared long and hard at John, clearly deducing every singlethread, button, or smudge on his body. John squirmed. Â
Suddenly Sherlock let out a gasp.
âOh, here it is,â said John, covering his face with one hand.
âThe woman on the bus!  Youraffair.â  Sherlock stared into thedistance, the full horror of the situation seeming to dawn on him bydegrees.  "John.  You cheated on Mary⌠ with my sister.â
John sighed and sank into his chair. "It was only texting! Â Iswear.â
Sherlock slumped into his own chair, looking dazed.
âMy sister.â  Hequirked an eyebrow at John. âSo⌠ â
âIs she a lot like me? Â Inany specific ways?â
âOh, Christ. Â No oneâs evergoing to believe Iâm not in love with you, are they?â