don't use me as a disco ball, asshole.

Cat probably ran away. Boo hoo. Get a dog. Then you’ll actually know if it leaves because a part of your heard will leave with it.

That's just cold, man. I want like a really big dog, but, fuck, I gotta findt his cat first.

Will you buy me a corn dog if I do? And guacamole.

Where the fuck am I going to get a hot dog and guac in one place?

Is it so wrong to want to comfort my friend in his time of need but also have movies and chicken nuggets in a nice pink room involved?

Woah, now I never said no to chicken nuggets and movies.

I think you need to come sleep over, Isaac. I’m inviting you to my sleepover, I’m not taking no for an answer.

You're so demanding, diva.

Dogs are fucking great man. Get a fucking dog.

I don't know if you've forgotten, but I'm kind of having a crisis on whether or not I even have a cat on me maybe I'm not the best candidate for a dog. But love the passion in that, might consider.

Have you been feeding yourself, Isaac? Do you need to come sleep at my house?

Dude, I'm not five years old. I have a car and money. Also I'm a young man, I eat almost every thirty minutes.

… I draw comics, you fuck. I mean, like, yeah, I guess I can give your cat highlights. I don’t know what good it’ll do if we’re putting up posters for a cat that you don’t even know you have or not. Especially since the drawing probably won’t be accurate. Most cats don’t have highlights and a cape, you know.

So...you gonna draw it or?

How do you not know if you have a cat? 

Eh, you know, it happens. I should've chosen a dog, man, at least it barks loud enough for me to notice it.

I—Okay. I don’t even know, maybe your mom has a picture of the cat somewhere? We could just scan it and use that for the posters. I can’t believe you lost the damn cat.

I don't do the whole taking care of another living creature. I'm lucky I've made it past eighteen at this point.

You seriously concern me.

Leo, my dude, you read comics, right? Can you do me a thing and draw a cat for these posters. Make it look kick ass, though. Give it a cape, or no, highlights. Give my cat highlights.

How do you forget you have a cat? How the hell did you lose the cat?

Now's not the time for the questions, help me put up posters. Just draw the cat black, or white? Do you think I'd prefer a black cat or a white one? Do you think it was one of those things where I decidewd on gray to keep it balanced...You know what, just draw the outline of one.

But Leo isn’t as good at it as me.

True, true. Alright, when are we going because I'm practically withering away now.

Yeah, and I do a pretty good job. I love you, Isaac I didn’t mean it

I’m sorry, Isaac. It just slipped out. I didn’t mean it at all, promise. Please don’t leave me on an empty road I’m just a small boy I can’t be left alone.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've heard it all before, this is coming from the guy who actually helps me dye my hair so.

No, I’m sorry. Please don’t cancel I wanna hang out with you

Talk about my hair issues again, Edwards, and I'm leaving you stranded on an empty rode at night.

They also dig boys that aren’t balding. I don’t get how you’re good at driving at night, that shit just scares me.

Alright, sensitive topic reached. I'm canceling our plans, bye.