Trust no one

Haha just kidding

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“Dipper, you’re such a weeb.”

Says the girl wearing cat ears and a Miku sweater.

“ Where have you been? “ 

“Great idea! And if he says no, we’ll just have to earn the money somehow.” She’s determined. “Maybe Grunkle Stan will let us run the Shack again for a while?”

‘ Dipper ‘

“SPYRO. They’re remaking Spyro the Dragon!”

“...THEY’RE WHAT!?”

@irosethedead

“DIPPER! WE NEED A PS4!”

“ Oh ! Should have expected ! Bears are really nice creatures, you know ? ” He’d know from experience. Cooro gave a sort of           confused look as he nodded once. Seemed like he was just now finding out he was lost.

“ Yeah ! I did ! Why? ” His head lulled to the side, confused about the purpose of the question.

“I guess they’re nicer than you’d expect, my Grunkle taught one to drive.” Somehow that seemed almost normal compared to the multi-headed bear they’d just seen.

     “I suppose I’ll just wait here, then.” The Woodsman responded, taking another quick glance around the room. As the boy had insinuated, the taxidermy creatures and attractions were rather off putting, even without the glitter. The sparkly mess only seemed to create more of an unsettling, awkward feeling.  “Do these things really draw in tourists. Surely the average traveler knows that your uncle is nothing more than a snake oil merchant.” 

Dipper nodded and darted upstairs to the room he shared with his sister. Mabel wasn’t there, which meant she was probably busy decorating the basement now. Poor Ford. He grabbed his journal, and then made his way back downstairs where the Woodsman was waiting.