I'm not stupid enough to enjoy playing soldiers.

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Annie collapsed against her squad leader’s chest. “M’head feelths funny…” she slurred. Earlier that evening, Hitch had finally managed to convince Annie to go out drinking with her. Unfortunately for Annie, the other girl ditched her as soon as the opportunity to leave with an attractive male presented itself. Annie had never been a big drinker and had no idea what her limits were.

"Oh boy, I remember my first drink. One one was there for me so I ended up falling into the well and humiliating myself."He proceeded to carry his cadet like a child."But I won’t let that happen to you!"((Sorry for the late reply.)) 

Annie wrapped her arms around her squad leader’s neck to help steady herself. Everything felt like it was spinning but when she buried her face against his neck, it felt better. “M’not drunk,” she murmured against his skin. “Hitch did it…”

"Of course. For me it was a man named Dionysus. Curse you Dionysus.”