Send me characters/pairings (and setting or anything else you want to see) and the number to one of the following first lines:
âI know youâre afraid but we canât hide in this closet forever.â
âNope, I absolutely refuse to touch that.â
âHow exactly did you manage to get stuck in there?â
âWhy is it suddenly purple?â
âPass me the sledgehammer.â
âExplain it to me again - why do we need to pretend to be married?â
âIn my defense, I thought this would go a lot more smoothly.â
âI donât know how you get yourself into these situations.â
âCareful, donât drop â â
âAnd thatâs how I ended up standing naked on the Brooklyn Bridge on Christmas Eve.â
âWell thatâs the single most impressive thing Iâve ever seen someone do.â
âWhatâs with the pigtails?â
âHow have you made it this long without someone throwing you out an airlock or something?â
âOw, what was that for?â
âUgh, why did I eat that?â
âIn my defense, it seemed like a brilliant idea at the time.â
âCome on, give me one good reason not to jump in the lake.â
âWeâre going to be late if we donât leave like 5 minutes ago.â
âWhat do you mean by leaving?â
âIâm trying very hard not to see all this as a metaphor for my life.â
âPlease tell me you know how to defuse a bomb.â
âWhere have you been, I was ready to call the police!â
âNo, the house is definitely not haunted, why do you ask?â
âGet over here now and bring a tarp.â
âI donât care that itâs 2:00 am, we need pie.â
âIâve got everything under control.â
âAt this point, what else could possibly go wrong?â