IridianAbyss

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Scotney Castle, Kent

Nightwing: honestly! my family is fucking INSANE! i swear the only good one is my little brother, he died and came back and decided to ditch the vigilante life.

Red Hood: oh shit really?

Nightwing: honestly probably the smartest one out of all of us, he’s reading in bed while we’re all out here on stakeouts!

Red Hood: interesting. tell me more about how this brother is the best of all of you.

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Red Hood: so what are you guys getting the smart handsome not-vigilante brother for Christmas?

Nightwing, Red Robin, and Robin:

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Batman: now i need all of you to have an equal share in the clean up-

Red Hood: yeah sorry, you aren’t MY dad, so i’m gonna dip. have fun cleaning!

the funniest part is when Dick and Tim decide that since Red Hood and Jason are so similar and Red Hood CLEARLY seems to like what he hears about Jason, that they should try to set the two up.

Jason, calling Roy at 4am: i need you in Gotham within the next hour so you can dress up as Red Hood and we can pretend that I’m sleeping with myself.

Roy:

Roy: i’m gonna get caught sneaking out of your bedroom with lipstick on your helmet

(Or…that Star Wars/Hunt for Red October Mash Up That I’ve Always Wanted to Write)

Fair Warning:  I tend to put tongue firmly in cheek and leave canon at the door.  Also, I haven’t really watched much of Clone Wars, although I really need to get on that, because I hear that it’s REALLY good.  Also, the Rogue One team is ALIVE GDI.  

This is set in my Star Wars AU Eleventy-One - PART 1 and PART 2

One does not misplace a Super Star Destroyer, much less if that Super Star Destroyer happens to be Vader’s infamous “Lady” - SSD Executor. 

But Fulcrum is busy having kittens over the intel that the Rogue One team brought to her and according to said intel, SSD Executor has… disappeared.  

When one knows that the commander of said missing Super Star Destroyer happens to be an Emo Dramatic Trash Dumpster Fire of a Sith Lord, this can make one very, very nervous indeed.  Obi-Wan Kenobi pretty much ditches the tea and breaks out the alcoholic drinks.  He, Fulcrum and Rex need it.  

Okay, so Luke Skywalker is a known spaceship geek and he knows the Lady’s stats forwards and backwards and yeah, he managed to con Cassian into sharing all the intel that wasn’t available to the public.  

See, the “Lady” wasn’t just any Imperial Super Star Destroyer rolled out of the Correllian shipyards.  She was special.  She was, in fact, the creation of Darth Vader.  

So apparently, Darth Vader was some sort of mechanical genius engineer - and Luke noted the interesting colors his Uncle Ben turned into when Luke said that out loud - and he’d set about building a starship that was bigger and better than everything else in the Imperial Navy.  Vader had pretty much gone through the ship’s schematics, eliminated known bugs and weaknesses and that once tested and proven in battle, the Lady would then be the first in a new fleet of improved and even more deadly Super Star Destroyers.  

And now, she was missing, with her Sith lord commander and her elite crew and nobody had a clue where they were.

The interesting bit was that all this happened shortly after Luke’s identity as the “war criminal” who blew up the Death Star was finally discovered by the Empire.  

Other bits of intel that the Rogue One crew uncovered was that the Imperial Navy were all scrambling to find the Executor, with orders to destroy on sight. Now why would the Galactic Empire want to destroy their greatest flagship?  

It was Han Solo who suddenly said, “Maybe His Tall Dark and Sithlyness wants to defect to the Alliance?”

Han, for the record, had no idea why he suddenly felt the need to say that.  Also, he’s sure that HE’S not somehow Force sensitive.  

One True Pairing Moments

Two Dialogue Partners

Three Words

Four Flour Fails

Five Fights (and Reconciliations)

Six Sappy Sentences

Seven Nights

Eight Vacations

Nine Nice Compliments

Ten Titles

Eleven Encouraging Words

Twelve Gift Ideas

Thirteen Characters

Fourteen Fun Adventures

Fifteen Fluffy Moments

Sixteen Sinful Sentences

Seventeen Snow Days

Eighteen Aches

Nineteen New Skills

Twenty Tells

Twenty-One I Love Yous

Twenty-Two Traits

Twenty-Three Cozy Plans

Twenty-Four Touches

24 Gifts for you!

I wish you all a great month and wonderful holidays for everyone celebrating in December!

Twenty-Four Touches

Softly getting hold of the other’s hand, afraid to make a mistake

A casual touch on the shoulder to acknowledge them

Foreheads pressed together, a silent way to say “I’m here”

A gentle hand holding the other’s neck while staring into their eyes

Whispering, lips almost touching the ear

A quick brush of hands, almost unnoticeable

Tracing the other’s lips with their finger

An arm sneaking around a waist, holding them close

Pressing their face into the other’s neck, hiding from the world

A hand in the other’s hair, not quite grabbing it

Sighing into the kiss, melting together at last

A swift kiss to the other’s cheek

Brushing away an unruly lock of hair

A firm handshake, professionally at first, but a second to long

Gently kissing the other’s knuckles

A tender hug, just staying together for a while

Hands rubbing together to warm them up

A firm hand grabbing the other’s elbow to guide them

Feeling for the other’s pules with their lips

A quick kiss on the crown of their hair

Sitting on the other’s lap, being hugged from behind

A slow dance, entangled with each other

Cold feet warming each other up under the blanket

A gentle kiss on the forehead, a sweet goodbye

Galadriel & Sauron dancing fighting