Ireth_Vardamir

An autistic, trilingual, horny ghoul.

LOVE sci-fi, dark fantasy, action and observing the worst parts of this life in awe and terror while making notes for my fics. My mind is never quiet and that's why I must write all this insane stories.

Occasionally I feel warm and squishy inside, which makes me produce some sweet, kinky fluff.

​Fandom: Wednesday (TV 2022)

Ship: Pugsley Addams/Eugene Ottinger (High School AU)

Rating: Teen (T)

Vibe: Soft queers, neurodivergent angst, and teenagers being absolutely blindsided by feelings they don't have the language for yet.

​Summary:

​Principal Hall announced the Spring Formal, and everyone at Nevermore turned into a matchmaking disaster. Eugene is perfectly happy hiding in the woods while pretending he doesn't care, but when a girl asks Pugsley to the dance and he actually says yes, Eugene realizes that "being invisible" hurts a lot more than he thought it would.

Sneak Peak👀:

"Maybe we're not normal guys," Eugene suggested.

"Maybe not," Pugsley agreed with a faint smile. "Maybe we're just...us."

Eugene felt tension ease in his chest. "I like us."

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Now please enjoy: Post-Wedding Bliss (and some power plays in bed):

Eugene: (waking up, squinting at the sunlight)

Good morning, husband.

Pugsley: (voice muffled, face buried in Eugene's chest)

Say it again.

Eugene: (smiling, fingers threading through Pugsley's hair, lingering at the nape of his neck)

Mr. Addams. My husband. The love of my life.

Pugsley: (looking up, eyes glowing with adoration and lazy hunger)

I really did it, didn't I? I married the bee boy.

Eugene: (a playful, dominant spark in his eyes, leaning down to whisper against Pugsley's ear)

You did. Though after last night, I think you're the one who got stung, Pugsley. You made some absolutely delicious noises when I had you pinned to the sheets.

Pugsley: (flushing a deep, wicked red but not looking away)

To be fair, you're surprisingly bossy when you're motivated. I didn't stand a chance.

Eugene: (chuckling)

And you loved every second of it, didn't you? But if you keep looking at me like that, we're going to miss our flight...

Pugsley: (shifting suddenly, rolling Eugene onto his back and climbing on top)

Let it fly without us. I've got everything I need right here...and I think I'm ready for round two.

Art: let me know if you know the author.

Pugsley: You're wearing the honey-gold silk again...

Eugene: (adjusting his glasses, looking shy but determined) I thought it matched the...theme of the week.

Pugsley: (his voice dropping an octave, a low hum of electricity filling the room) You know what happens when you look like that, Eugene. I told you this morning...no more "buzzing" until I say so.

Eugene: (breath hitching) I remember the rules, Pugsley. I just…find them very difficult to follow when you look at me like I'm the only flower in the garden.

Pugsley: (stepping into his space, hand resting on the back of Eugene's neck now) Then I suppose I'll have to find a very creative way to keep you still...

art:

Fandom: Wednesday (TV 2022)

Ship: Aged-up Pugsley Addams/Eugene Ottinger (and a very busy Wenclair/Tyler throuple)

Rating: (M)

Length: 17.7k words

Vibes:

"Basically a Fanfic Hallmark Movie if Hallmark was spooky and horny"

✨Neurodivergent Addams energy✨

Tooth-rotting fluff mixed with a side of kink

Summary:

Eugene Ottinger is marrying Pugsley Addams, the electrokinetic romantic disaster of his dreams. But between Pugsley's "pre-wedding electricity" short-circuiting every alarm clock in the house and Morticia insisting the groom carry a desiccated library spider for luck, the morning of the wedding is… a lot.

Little something for you😘:

"Eugene," Sue said eventually, her voice taking on a more serious tone. "Are you happy? Really, truly happy?"

It was such a simple question, but it stopped Eugene in his tracks... He thought about the journey that had brought them here, from reluctant roommates to friends to something more complicated, to lovers, to partners, to this: a life built together, roots grown deep and strong.

"Yes," Eugene said plainly. "I'm happy. He makes me want to be braver than I am, and somehow he makes me feel like the person I've always wanted to be is worth being."