the last syllable of recorded time;

for a girl who loves sleep so much you think i’d go to bed earlier

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

one of the underrated lessons from lotr's Aragorn is to avoid responsibility for as long as humanly possible, possibly in the woods, possibly without showering, until the small folk need you or whatever

when you relate to a song too much so you can’t listen to it ever again

i think the fly on the wall is jerking off

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was doomed to take things too seriously and think about them forever

I super do not want to

the concept of a site that doesn't even allow porn requiring age verification for mature content. you gotta give us your legal id or else we'll hide random posts that were incorrectly flagged from you

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time