good thing about the hurricane though is its making all of those fun facebook hurricane event groups

me every time i go swimming: what if I was a mermaid

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

Well that’s cute as shit

@bunjywunjy i thought you might like this :)

this lil dude needs his battery replaced his engine won’t turn over

@tomecko

the millennial steve irwin

The first person to test out parachutes must’ve had A LOT of trust placed in the person who convinced them to do it.

maybe i should send you a bill for all my time you wasted 

If you read read as read and not read, you have to re-read read as read so you can read read correctly so it can then make sense

hwat the fuck 

It’s easier to roll a blunt than to give a shit

going from “today is a good day” to “i hate my life” takes me approximately 2.6 seconds

“Squawks" said backwards still sounds the same even though it’s not a palindrome

Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.

these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class

I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER

“Stop being dead right now”

That’s the reaction of an adult who delights in what you just did, but is in the position of Enforcing The Rules, so they have to tell you to stop anyway

Every time I see that glee face he gets its like “fine I guess I’ll reblog”

in case you guys wanna know what modern high school dances are like, at mine despacito came on and everyone t-posed around this one kid as he fortnite danced like his life depended on it