𝐿𝑜𝓇𝒹 𝒞𝒶𝓅𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓃

send me three characters and I’ll tell you who I’d:

he’s changed his names and blogs many times, and recently deleted two of his more well known ones when people began to find out what he had been doing. he was found at mybigfatcock, boaredtodeath, sadisticsnow, thefxnger, and neigebete. he goes by “hash browns”, jayden, matt, mark, and devin. it’s possible that in the time he means to remake his blog, he will change characters and change his name yet again to hide his identity. he may use one of the urls listed kindly in THIS post, though he may choose not to with both of these posts going public.

many of the screenshots used in this post are edited so the people involved can have their anonymity. they are not the focus here. only the things he has said and done is the focus. as more of this is coming to light, however, it seems there are many, many people targeted. more than even i thought.

i am not making a call-out post to stir the pot. i am making this post for the sole purpose that when he returns a third time, you are well aware of what he will do to prey on female writers. it is important that you are protecting yourself, even here on tumblr. click the readmore if you feel comfortable to read the things he has said and done.

          i always try my best to stay clear from drama as much as i can, and i pride myself on having a blog that is a safe place for as many people as possible. however, this includes it being a safe space for myself, and this is exactly why i’m writing this.

          i got to know about this situation involving Hash/ mybigfatcock/ whatever other names about a week ago or so, if i remember well. he’d ever been someone i talked to and we had a few threads going, so when he made a post about going through a stressful situation, i naturally messaged him over discord to ask if everything was okay. the story didn’t have many details, but he told me a few people (mainly, Greyjoy roleplayers) had blocked him, because of a situation that happened with @ircnbcrn/ Jackie. i listened to him, and i kept the position i always have in such cases — i don’t take sides. whatever happens between A and B, is between A and B and i have no wish to start gossiping or judging who is right and who is wrong.

          however, considering the posts i have seen on the dash today and which show undeniable proof that this person makes others uncomfortable and emotionally manipulates them, i honestly can’t stay neutral anymore. i don’t think i have any information to contribute, since Hash was ever nice and friendly towards me personally, but i want to make clear i do not, in any way, condone the things he’s done and that i only learned about today. i knew he’d proposed to Jackie writing a non-consensual thread, as stated above, which he said he regretted and would never do again to anyone — so, having never had any personal issues with him, i believed it. apparently, i was wrong to do so, and hopefully my good will did not serve in any way to provoke anything bad. i have now blocked him on discord and i have blocked his urls that i know of here on tumblr: mybigfatcock and boaredtodeath. 

          on this topic, and because we spoke on discord yesterday, he told me he was thinking of creating new blogs (at least for Euron), and he inclusively told me of potential urls he was thinking of using: lcrdreaper, drownedcrow, gcdliest. which i am making public, in case eventually any of these start following someone. please notice, though, that he only told me he was thinking of using one of these — i cannot say if he did/ will, or if these will eventually be used by a completely different person.

          i honestly have no patience nor time for this sort of things, and this is why i’m making clear all that has happened on my end, as someone who used to roleplay/talk to this person. hopefully, i will never have to concern myself with this topic again. but, if any of my followers has been personally affected and is in need of someone to talk to, please feel free to come to me and i’ll certainly listen to you and help to the best of my ability.

Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!

General:

Rate the Ship -   Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? -

How quickly did/will they fall in love? -

How was their first kiss? -

Wedding:

Who proposed? -

Who is the best man/men? -

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -

Who did the most planning? -

Who stressed the most? -

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -

Sex:

Who is on top? -

Who is the one to instigate things? -

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? -

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? -

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? -

How many children will they adopt? -

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? -

Who is the stricter parent? -

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? -

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -

Who is the more loved parent? -

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?

Who cried the most at graduation? -

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? -

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? -

Who is the most picky in their food choice? -

Who does the grocery shopping? -

How often do they bake desserts? -

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? -

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? -

Who is more likely to suggest going out? -

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? -

Chores:

Who cleans the room? -

Who is really against chores? -

Who cleans up after the pets? -

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? -

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? -

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? -

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? -

Who takes the dog out for a walk? -

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? -

What are their goals for the relationship? -

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? -

above are just a few icons i did with one of my psds, serving as an example. whatever specific theme you’ll want for them, i’m happy to oblige - they don’t HAVE to look like the above. icon prices are open to negotiation depending on how many are wanted in a pack, and how much work goes into the design.

some examples of promotional banners are below. those are just two i’ve made for my own blogs, going after different distinct tones. we can discuss whatever it is you might prefer if you’re interested in one of those. £5 for a banner!

finally, if you’re interested in some theme backgrounds, you can take a look at some of my older blogs i’ve since abandoned to get an idea. the themes are by agirlingrey, but the background images are what i made. HERE and HERE. (i chose these by example as they’re similar but show the difference in light and dark). £5 for a basic design like the light one, £10 for something really in-depth like the dark one.

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