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“what’s that smell?”

“it’s my flesh. it’s burning.”

“it stinks”

“sorry”

#adrian monk #random quotes #gimmick blog #natalie teeger

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“bvee y-you donts habe to become prpperpreseident”

#random quotes #gimmick blog #quotes from my dad

“so it’s pokémon but people………. *gasp* TOONTOWN!!!!!

“if my kitchen is infested with flys so instead of doing dishes i’m gonna kill them with a laser”

#same tbh #overheard this in my seminar class

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OBGYN: “Any changes to your medical history since last time?”

Me: “No. But I did catch a mouse today. By hand. That’s not related to my medical history but I did want to tell someone.”

OBGYN: “Oh. Gross. Think you could catch the fly that got into our office?”

Me: “Will you be proud of me?”

OBGYN: “….yes.”

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I like my OBGYN and I’m grateful that she considered my mousing skills and Bigfoot pussy talk to be normal thought content

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Hand-catching mice is normal behaviour. Source: this OBGYN.

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“booberries”

#random quotes

“sex sexy x-ray

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ooo sexy wasps are back”

“ope naked shrek”

#random quotes

”ahhhh it’s a naked girl covered in mouths”

#random quotes

“oH YEAH WELL YOU’RE A BIG BOOK LADY”

#the librarian wouldn’t let him check out a book because he reached his limit or something i don’t remember #and she said something like be a big boy stop yelling this is a library blah blah blah #honestly a compliment imo

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*frantically* “WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO PUT ALL OF MY PASTA FACTS!!!!!!!”

#pasta #facts #random quotes #mmmmm pasta

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Hey man is that a vase in your pocket or is it just two people looking at each other

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about to step into a wet shower AMA

#random quotes #goofy ahhh friend🫶#love her tho

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youre meal to me

#yummy #kitty

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