bribe me with shortbread

#this has more reblogs than sales #I love this it is delicious

Wow I can’t believe Robin Thicke went to the UK just to buy his own album 530 times

yeah some self raising flour so we don’t have to deal with the little shits

Appreciation Post: Brendon Urie shirtless

i got so mad then laughed so hard

THANK YOU

i need to print this and put it up in every wall

i was in ecuador a couple years ago and a guide at the lodge asked when we were getting back and one of my friends said “oh we’re going back to america in 3 days” and the guide gestures at the amazon rainforest around us and says “youre already in america”

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

does anybody else legitimately worry about how they’re going to share a bed with their partner when they’re older? like buddy i need all the blankets to make a burrito and then i need to throw them off of me dramatically in the middle of the night and lie spread-eagled across the entire bed how is this going to work

He belongs here, too.

Now I can reblog properly….

WHY IS THIS SO FRUSTRATING

This is my favourite Shakespeare quote

i yam who i yam.

Someday I wish to reach this level of smartassery

kids today google, not giggle. they play angry birds instead of getting angry AT birds. they all have an ipad but no iq. not even one. they playstation but they never play station. i.e. one pretending to be a train and the others pretending to be different trains or low paid maintenance workers. they’re obsessed with one direction, rather than enjoying all eight directions equally. facebook… but unable to face… a book. or a hoop with a stick. a lost generation. the tv show.