Whistlepig

can you get baby brain even if 1) you didn’t give birth to the baby and 2) she’s nearly a year old? asking for a friend who just threw a cup of tea on the sofa instead of his phone...

why do minutes pass so fast in the morning

that season 3 finale ending on riverdale was... something huh

i saw endgame the day it came out and cried only a little because i was tryna be cool with my cool friend, tonight i saw it alone and cried so much i could’ve floated away on my tears

i’ve hit a wall trying to write my new album so suggest topics that i can write songs about pls

my brother emailed me a link to spongebob fanfiction in which squidward was bonking patrick

good morning my daughter sort of walked this morning by moving herself along the coffee table

what’s everyone’s favourite hot sauce i’m asking for science

not to be That Troll Over There ™ but my husband is peng

ivy’s at her grandma’s, i’m home alone and i reckon the house is haunted

what colour should i paint my nails, friends?

the biggest joke on game of thrones is that jon snow’s accent makes ya think kit harrington is a nice working class northern boy when really he’s as posh as and his family has a CREST for fucks sake