sᴜᴘᴇʀᴄʜᴀʀɢᴇᴅ sᴛʀᴇᴀᴍᴇʀ ― ⚡⚡

Ladies and nonbinaries! 

Your eyeballs are MINE -- caught in my Electroweb!

Whosawhatsit?

Iono! ‘Ello, ‘ello, hola! Ciao and bonjour!

It’s time -- TIME FOR THE IONO ZONE!

" Welcome to the stream with the with the perfect I-TEAM bringing you the most shocking news of the week with your host ME of course, hee!

We got pleenty to talk about today! Like about the Ha-uuuuge Florges Ball not to long ago!

...Wha's huh? I wasn't there? Aw, don't be sad my lovely fans! I love to make star appearences to meet all of you, but SIIIIGH alas being such a busy bee bringing you the best content from all over leaves me soo tired; I couldn't DREAM of not having my best face on for all of you!

ThatandtherewasnoVIPsection??LikehellooIneedmyspaceawayfromsubtierclowns--

I mean -- it just wasn't in the stars, my dears! But don't worry! Next oone~! Meanwhile I heard it was, well, a BALL being DJ'd by that uh-...pineapple kid from Team Star, yeah! The one with pointy black hair? Wait wasn't he all over last stream cause he's got a real shiner of a bald spot underneath that gear? LMAO -- well he can really bring down the house with his beats so I can totally look past that.

If it wasn't gonna be him bringing down the house it'd be that really kinda cute balloon thing that looks like a Jigglypuff with a suuper nice hair-do! Geez - wonder what got under her puff?? More song then Tuff tho- didn't last more then a few rounds before being kicked out of the party before she sang her final note! Where's the real violence?? ShEESH-its not a party unless there's some real bloodshed!

Oh! Right! Well there was that one little spot where that one kinda lean guy bowled over this suspicious lookin' creep for comin' in uninvited. Booo! My super secret sources says apparently it was Red? Like legendary Red who did the upswing?? Isn't he like, some hermit on a mountain somewhere though?? Why would he be at some big ol' party in Paldea? Huh! Some gossip to chew over I guess! Andrememberwearenotliableorresponsibleforanyandallsourcesbeingfactionalornot!

But that's not what the buzz is about - like we got photos of the chairwoman and tippity top-champion walking out at the end of the night with a sweet lookin' rock on her finger she wasn't wearing when she waltzed in before! Oooh! Does that mean she's like?? Tying the knot with some lover that swept her off her feet during the night?? Wait why was my team not on that juicy bit of news?? Wha'?? Having too much fun?? It's La Primera for crying out loud-she has a façade like a steel trap, we need this for the view boost-!!

I mean, aw darn, too bad we'll never know for sure! We'll totally update you all on the sitch when we got more for you!

The rest of the week is so-so! There was this really funny lookin' girl makin' bank on a raffle to win some top tier-gear though! Wooah! Maybe I should get into the gambling biz but I'd miss all of you soo so much! Besides I remember when I bet like half my networth on this one really cute gacha game. Trust me my betting days are oover, my manager was so mad -

...

Anywaays! That's all for this week on the IONO ZONE streaming to you live from Levincia! If this stream was --bzzt!--shocking for you, go smash that subscribe button!

Your eyeballs are MINE -- caught in my Electroweb!

The Supercharged Streamer! Whosawhatsit? IONO, signing off!

See ya! "

𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄

“  let’s go home.  ” “  um,  excuse me?  ” “  you broke it.  ” “  need a hand?  ” “  please,  help me.  ” “  i missed you.  ” “  i’m not sorry.  ” “  tell the truth.  ” “  what happened here?  ” “  got a minute?  ” “  life’s a bitch.  ” “  you’ve done enough.  ” “  i’m still learning.  ” “  don’t touch me.  ” “  was that you?  ” “  there’s no god.  ” “  you deserve better.  ” “  you’re a saint.  ” “  you are enough.  ” “  maybe you’re right.  ” “  this will pass.  ” “  you complete me.  ” “  you got this.  ”

𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑

“  don’t be so dramatic.  ” “  no guts,  no glory.  ” “  i’m calling for help.  ” “  run away with me.  ” “  it’s always been you.  ” “  some things take time.  ” “  you’re being awfully quiet.  ” “  please don’t hurt me.  ” “  snap out of it.  ” “  did you miss me?  ” “  how do i look?  ” “  i wanna get better.  ” “  whatever floats your boat.  ” “  i’ll love you always.  ” “  what are you waiting for?  ” “  at least i tried.  ” “  give me a kiss.  ” “  what’s the fucking point?  ” “  god,  i love you.  ” “  i’m doing my best.  ” “  i waited for you.  ” “  you woke me up.  ” “  stay with me tonight.  ”

𝐅𝐈𝐕𝐄

“I'm knocking off work early to pick up some groceries. Wanna come?”

“You are such a shithead, you know that?”

“A lot of times, people do the things they do because they can't do anything else.”

“I am seriously going to punch your goddamn lights out.”

“You know nothing about my life.”

“I wish I knew all the constellations like you did.”

“I don't know how much I've told you, but I didn't have the best childhood.”

“When someone does all that stuff to you, it can make you do some bad things to yourself.”

“I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people who do.”

“You're an extremely good and smart person, [name].”

“I hate to be the one to break it to you, but you spend a lot of adulthood being vaguely stressed.”

“Maybe I'm just the most recent failure in the line of failures that is our family.”

“Alright well, guilt thoroughly tripped.”

“I forget that we live in separate realities.”

“That's vague. And disconcerting.”

“That all sounded a lot more badass in my head.”

“I'm sorry, but what expertise have you brought to this thus far?”

“We'll be here all night if your dumb ass is in charge.”

“I didn't choose to be born into this society.”

“You know, and I probably don't have to say this, but just because something happened in the past doesn't mean it's going to happen again.”

“I'm not saying there's a ghost, but old stuff that just got torn up seems like ghost central.”

“Dude, we're gonna get tasered or something.”

“I am blaming you if this goes bad.”

“Don't to go sleep angry. You'll have bad dreams.”

“Who's the best vermin? You are!”

“I do not trust you with any part of this process.”

“This isn't fun. This blows.”

“I'm going to break something.”

“My mouth tastes like broken dreams.”

“I have to grow up a bit. You have to let me change.”

“Remember the time I almost burned down the school?”

“Well, tonight was a complete bust.”

“This thing is gonna really freak some kids out.”

“I've had these horrible nightmares that feel really real, and I think something really bad is going to happen.”

“Things are like, monumentally screwed right now, and no one in power gives a shit. Or they're actively making it worse out of spite or profit.”

“I hate everything right now.”

“I sure hope nobody saw that.”

“Weird!? That was not weird! That was a crime!”

“I dunno, stress does weird things to people.”

“Listen, I don't believe in ghosts. But I believe in you.”

“Sorry. That sounded funnier in my head.”

“I can't come up with any explanations that aren't nuts.”

“I could use like five naps. Five good naps in one nap bucket.”

“You making, like, three dinners at once?”

“Good dinner makes everyone feel better!”

“Don't ever get seriously injured again, okay?”

“Before I knew it... I was on top of him, smashing his face in with the bat.”

“Something broke. In my head. In my life.”

“Why the hell are you out here by yourself?”

“Even if this was somehow all in your head, which it isn't, I would still back you. To the actual God's honest end.”

“Alright, lets go die or something. But hopefully not.”

“I know this won't save me in the end. But I don't need it to save me forever... I just need it to save me now.”

“I don't even believe in hell and I hope all they go straight there.”

“I think you get taught that you have a lot more control of the world than you do.”

“Sometimes you need someone to be the thing you don't have.. Even if it's something you're supposed to already have.”

“I don't want us to just be part of some horrible story.”

“I want to like, grow giant and pick you all up and carry you someplace safe.”

“Not gonna sugarcoat it, I hate my job.”

“In my experience, the big things don't teach you anything. But they make you something.”

“There is not one person on God's earth who doesn't love tacos.”

“Hi, I’m ______.”

“Oh fuck! Are you okay?”

“Crap! Sorry about that! Wasn’t looking where I was going. Here, I’ll get you a new jacket…”

“Need a ride?”

“How are you?”

“Seems like we’re gonna be stuck on this train for an extra three hours.”

“What’s your name?”

“Thank you.”

“You just saved my life!”

“Move the fuck out of my way.”

“Watch where you’re going!”

“Asshole.”

“Would you like anything?”

“You’re gorgeous.”

“Do I know you?”

“Uh, that’s my spot.”

“Oh, God, sorry! Let me buy you a new one.”

“Is that your dog? He is so CUTE!”

“Here, take my seat. You look tired.”

“Checking in?”

“Can I sit here?”

“May I buy you a drink?”

“I can spot you, if you want.”

“How’d you even get stuck in a locker, anyway?”

“Can you turn it down?! Some of us are trying to sleep!”

“Hi, I’m your new roommate.”

“I think I found your dog. Is he yours?”

“You look cold, take my jacket.”

“Hey, I think the mailman gave me your mail by mistake? [Name], right?”

“You’ve had a guy/girl over every night this week! And you’re really loud! You know how I know? I know because I live below you!”

“So, your kid apparently punched my kid in the face.”

“Bride or groom?”

“Can you switch seats with me? I can’t see!”

“Okay, look, if you’re gonna be airsick, aim the other way.”

“[Sir/Ma'am], if you don’t stop being rude to me, I’m going to give you decaf.”

“Don’t drink that! I saw some guy slip something in there.”

“Hey, is he bothering you?”

“Don’t give up your day job.”

“…Dude, your fly’s down.”

“I think you have the wrong number.”

“I’m [muse’s child]’s teacher.”

“[Muse’s child/younger sibling] was in my yard again!”

“Get out of here! This is my hiding spot!”

“YOUR STUPID MUTT RIPPED UP MY YARD AGAIN!”

“SHUT UP. And learn to stay on key.”

“Good Evening/Afternoon/Morning/Day/Night.”

“Watch where you’re going!”

“Is this seat taken?”

“Here you dropped this.”

“You remind me of someone.”

“Will you be taking this?”

“May I take your order?”

“How are you?”

“You look familiar, have we met before?”

“Be careful next time.”

“Hey, could you help me?”

“Help me!”

“I’m so sorry!”

“Are you alright?!”

“I know we’ve never met, but I think you’re beautiful.”

“I think I may have seen you before…”

“Hey! Watch it!”

“Oh my god are you okay?”

“Have we met…?”

“Were you at that one party?”

“Remember me?”

“I know you don’t know me but I love your shirt.”

“Quick, pretend to look like you’re talking to me.”

“Hey, is that your dog?”

“Service takes forever here.”

“Don’t mean to sound cliche, but do you come here often?”

“I wouldn’t sit there if I were you.”

“This is gonna be a long plane ride.”

“Can you turn that music down?”

“People are trying to sleep!”

“I’m your new neighbour.”

“Is that who I think it is?”

“Be quiet!”

“Is that your son/daughter?”