i chase your love around a figure 8

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

she’s trying (i’m she)

i lived, bitch

i laughed, bitch

i loved, bïtch

if you like her, go talk to her. tell her you think her eyes look like sunsets or her laugh is melodic. i know its scary to be vulnerable, but living with the ‘what if’ is all the more haunting.

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

A roller coaster camera manages to get a high quality photo of you speeding past but security cameras still only get a blurry shot of robber standing still

Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.

I was always afraid of Ohio