i'll make you fall in love

× — ‘ ah cheaters, what a time, what a time. dunno, some people do it. usually s’like the the groom n’ maid of honor, like s’not anythin’ t’ never ‘ave ‘appened cause it ‘as. oi, what kinda flowers were they ?? if ye’ don’t mind me consistent questions, m’curious. ’

“Yes! Like who marries someone who’s cheated on them? I wouldn’t but that’s just me. Ugh, those kind of people are tacky. If you’re gonna hook up with the groom or bride, you gotta wait at least a month until after the wedding. It’s just rude otherwise - let them enjoy the honeymoon. Dunno but they looked like cacti. Cacti and lily of the valley, maybe?”

"Let’s start a club. The too pretty for weddings club. I’m sure plenty of people relate.”

        Oh.. wow. Perhaps she was really stressed ‘bout something else n’ took it out on you accidentally, like ?

“Maybe it’s cause she married a guy with a long history of cheating and I happen to be exactly his type? But like... I wouldn’t hook up with a married man. Not knowingly, anyway.”

× — ‘ most bride’s get that way though. like they get so savage when under stress, but t’ literally kick ye’ out over lookin’ better, whether ye’ did or not, like that’s fuckin’ ridiculous. she probably wondered where it went, but you go girly. ’

“Yeah, apparently he had a history of cheating but like... I’m pretty sure no one is gonna hook up with a guy they just witnessed get married. It was a pretty ugly bouquet. I”m not sure what to do with it. Maybe integrate parts into a prettier arrangement? She had some ugly taste in flowers.”

It’s not your fault that she looks busted up while you look fly. She obviously isn’t confident in herself. Tell her to listen to Reflection and Brave, Honest, Beautiful. 

I mean, it’s not that she looked awful but that she was pissed I was wearing red because apparently the groom has a history of cheating and loves a lady in red. Like... talk about projecting. Is she really that worried he’s gonna cheat on their wedding day? If so... why get married? Plus, really? I know I hooked up with a taken guy before but hooking up with a guy who just got married is tacky. I would never.

× — ‘ talk ‘bout bridezilla-.. damn, that sucks. should’ve snagged some weddin’ cake though, would’ve been nice, though she might’ve poisoned the cake. ’

“Like... she was perfectly fine looking? I mean, yeah I”m pretty but that didn’t diminished that she was too? Oh please, I definitely snagged some cake. And stole the bridal bouquet. I hope she wasn’t planning on doing the bouquet toss.”

“It is adorable. I love those idiots. Meeting lil Harmonizer babies is so cute!”

“Next time you meet a lil Harmonizer, please text me so I can meet the baby too.”

     “ Pretty much. And at the end of the day, ye’ got a free coffee outta’ the experience. You win, he loses ! ”

“Honestly... all I want in life is free coffee and nice guitars. And maybe playing huge stadiums. Doesn’t even have to be my own show. I’ll show up to perform with someone else that everyone else paid to see and are like... who is this chick?”