Ollie's Translations

A Thrilling Bouquet Toss Chapter 1

Outside the window the snow rages over the vast tundra. And in a certain mansion in the Northern Country…

The wizards and I were helping Sir Heine — a Northern Wizard — and his bride with their wedding preparations.

Faust: Once we’re done setting the table, all that’s left to do is to bring the food out.

Akira: Yes! Thanks to everyone's help, we finished in no time at all!

Murr: Look, look! The cutlery shines so pretty in the candlelight~

Faust: Murr! Don’t spin the forks around like that, it’s dangerous!

Murr: That’s the seventh time you’ve said that, Faust~!

Faust: Because you’ve done it seven times.

The sound of Faust’s sigh and Murr’s laughter echoed through the mansion.

In the desolate room, I suddenly turned my gaze to the bride, who sat quietly in her chair.

The bride — clad in her snow-white dress, was now nothing more than bones. There was something about her hands that struck me as unbearably lonely.

Murr: What’s wrong, Master Sage? You keep staring at the bride.

Akira: Ah…

Akira: It’s just that… Even though we’ve done so much for. I can’t help but feel she’s missing something.

Faust: That’s true. She's only wearing a dress and a veil, very simple attire for such a grand celebration.

Akira: I was thinking… Maybe if she had a bouquet, it might feel more like a real wedding celebration.

Akira: Still, it wouldn’t be appropriate to get something for the bride without asking Sir Heine first.

Faust: You’ve always been great at noticing the details…

Faust: Well, I don't think he'd be particularly offended if we prepared a bouquet.

Murr: Let’s make one before we think too much about it~!

Murr: I know a bouquet we can make even in the cold harsh climate of the North~!

Akira: …! Really? What sort of bouquet…?

Murr: Eanul Rambul!

As Murr uttered his  spell, several forks abruptly rose up from the table.

Then, a napkin flew over and tied them together like a ribbon.

Akira: This is…

Faust: A fork bouquet?

Murr: Yup! It’s all the rage at weddings in the West right now!

Murr: By the way, after the bride gets the bouquet. She does this—

Murr: Heave-ho!

Akira: !?

Faust: … Huh?

With a great force, Murr launches the bouquet straight at Faust.

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Chapter 2

Faust: Satillquinart Mullcreed.

Faust calmly recited his spell.

In an instant, a sparkling wall of light appeared in front of him.

As the bouquet bounced off it like a ball, Murr twirled through the air and caught it.

Murr: Aaw, I got rejected.

Faust: Murr, what were you thinking? That’s dangerous.

Murr: The danger is what makes it popular in the West!

Murr: It’s a “test of eternal love”!

Akira: What do you mean?

Murr: The bride throws the bouquet of forks towards the person she vows to love eternally. In other words, the groom.

Murr: Will he be able to catch it without flinching at its sharp points?

Murr: If he does catch it without hurting himself, their future together will be prosperous!

Faust: And if he can’t?

Murr: It means “Even if there are hardships, I’ll stay by your side.”

Akira: Ooh... Dramatic, but romantic!

Faust: …I’ll never understand Westerners.

Akira: In my world, we also have a custom of throwing bouquets, but it’s quite different from how they do it in the West.

Murr: Ooh! What kind of bouquets do they throw in your world?

Akira: Ah, it’s just a regular bouquet of flowers. But the bride doesn’t throw the bouquet at the groom, but rather the guests at the ceremony!

Akira: It is said that happiness will come to the person who catches the bouquet.

Faust: A peaceful custom, befitting a day of celebration.

Faust: If you want to throw a bouquet, maybe the Westerners should take a page from the Master Sage’s world?

Murr: Great idea! If you say it’s a powerful charm from another world, they’ll jump right on it!

Murr: I’ll mention it at the salon later to see if it really takes off!

Akira: (Throwing a bouquet of forks… I was quite surprised. But it is a trend befitting the West.)

In the end, Faust rejected Murr’s idea, saying it was too dangerous.

I wiped the forks that Murr had bundled up and put them back in their right places.

Akira: Alright. That should be the last one.

Faust had gone to clean in another room, and Murr had disappeared at some point.

As I finished up, I heard a voice call out to me.

Murr: Master Sage—

Akira: Hm? What is it?

When I turned towards the direction of the voice, I saw…

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Chapter 3

Murr: Here it goes~!

As before, Murr raised something above his head, about to throw it.

In his hands, sparkling in the light, was the bouquet of forks.

Akira: (Huh? Wha-!? I thought I had put them all away!?)

Murr: Whoosh~

Before I could even say anything, the bouquet was already heading straight towards me.

Akira: !?!?!?!!?

Akira: Aah!

Boldly, I reach out for the bouquet.

Just before I was able to catch it, I heard a POP! and the bouquet changed its form.

Suddenly, a bouquet of crimson roses fell into my hands. The fragrance of fresh flowers tickled my nose.

Akira: …Huh?

Murr: Ooh~ Nice catch~!

Murr: Nice job, Master Sage!

Akira: M-Murr…? W-what is all this about?

Murr: Ahaha! I was curious to see how you’d react!

Murr: Hey, why’d you try to catch it? Weren’t you afraid you’d get hurt?

Murr: You could’ve dodged it. Or were you expecting it to turn into a bouquet of flowers?

Akira: P-please wait a minute. I haven’t even processed what happened yet…

Murr: Then take a deep breath with me! Fuu… Haah…

Akira: Fuu… Haah…

Murr: So? What’s the verdict? Why’d you try to catch the bouquet?

Akira: Well… Uhm…

Akira: You told me about the fork bouquet tossing earlier, right?

Murr: Mhmm. Could you elaborate~?

Akira: Catching it safely would bring me prosperity, right? But even if I failed, it'd still mean I'd stay here despite the hardships that come my way.

Akira: I thought it sounded romantic—and besides…

Akira: That’s how I feel about all of you.

Murr: …

Akira: I hope I can continue living happily with all of you. Even if we face some hardships, I still want to be with everyone… Something like that?

Akira: So it just felt wrong to not catch the bouquet.

Akira: Uhm… I guess that’s my answer?

Murr: Ahaha, Master Sage you really are the best!

Murr: Not only did I get the answer to my question. But I even got a passionate confession!

Murr laughs and spins around.

He drifted slowly towards me, like a fickle cat, and leaned in to smell the roses.

Murr: I knew I was right to throw you a bouquet of flowers instead of forks.

Akira: Huh…? What do you mean?

Murr chuckled softly and leaned forward. His shimmering purple hair swayed gently.

Murr: I wish you all the happiness.

My gaze meets Murr’s, who smiles at me through the flowers.

Murr: We feel the same, Master Sage.

Card Episode — Perfect for a formal occasion

Akira: Thank you for telling me about weddings in the Western Country the other day, Murr.

Akira: I was surprised to hear that such bouquet tosses were popular!

Murr: Well then, how ‘bout I do you one better?

Murr: There’s another wedding tradition popular amongst the rich in the West. Want to hear about it?

Akira: Yes! What is it?

Murr: First you cut up the wedding cake and serve it to the guests.

Murr: Then… Surprise!

Murr: One piece of the cake has a chocolate coin hidden in it!

Akira: Woah, what an exciting surprise! What happens to the one who gets the chocolate coin?

Murr: They have to pay for everything! The entire wedding cost!

Akira: Huh?! The entire wedding…?!

Akira: The cost of a rich person’s wedding in the Western Country must be ridiculous…? I can imagine all kinds of luxuries…

Murr: Yup, it totally is! It’s probably a hundred times more expensive than you’re currently imagining.

Akira: Eep! A hundred times…

Murr: Perfect for a formal occasion, isn’t it? A thrill you don’t get to experience often!

Akira: (P-perfect for a formal occasion…? But then again, this is the Western Country we’re talking about…)

Homescreen Line

Chapter 1

While strolling through the Blue Rose Garden with Shylock, we stumbled upon a rest area with a beautiful view.

Shylock: What do you think, Master Sage? Would you like to relax a bit here?

Shylock: If you'd like, you can take the sofa there.

Akira: Thank you very much. In that case, I'll take up on that offer.

As I sat down on the sofa, a man pushing a trolley with a pot of tea on it walked by.

Server: Would you like a cup of tea? This rose-tea was brewed using the very pride of our garden; the blue rose.

Akira: Huh? T-thank you very much.

Shylock: Thank you very much, Murr. That's very considerate of you.

Akira: Huh? Murr??

Server: …

Particles of light started swirling around the man and the next thing I knew he had turned into Murr.

Murr: Wehehe, busted!

Akira: I didn't notice it was you at all! Why did you disguise yourself like that?

Murr: I saw some people servin’ the guests earlier and I thought it looked like fun!

Shylock: It was certainly a sight to see you pour tea with such courtesy and sophistication.

Murr: That was me, but it wasn't rea～lly me... was it?

Murr: Perhaps the answer is right in front of our eyes! Come on, Master Sage! Drink some of your tea!

Akira: R-right… Huh?

Just as I bring the cup to my lips, the tea flies out. Then, it starts swirling around me as if it was dancing.

Akira: T-the tea?! It's dancing?!

The liquid floats around in the air, transforming itself into different shapes. I blinked repeatedly as the tea moved like it was alive.

Murr: A tea greeting to you, Master Sage! It's a treat from me!

Akira: Amazing!! And kind of cute too.!

Shylock: Fufu, all this spinning about is fine, but… I’d much prefer to savour the scent of the tea as opposed to watching it dance.

Shylock murmurs as he turns his gaze towards the flying tea.

Shylock: Why don't you take a rest in a teacup like the quiet, reflective surface of the water at night.

As if prompted by Shylock’s words, the tea slowly returned to its teacup.

Chapter 2

Shylock: Now then, Master Sage. Kiss it goodnight.

Akira: S-sure…

Akira: (Kiss it goodnight? Does he mean to drink it?)

Akira: …Mmph! It’s super tasty…!

Murr: Do ya like it? What dance would ya wanna see next?

Shylock: Dancing tea is nice, but if you’re up for it, how about some blue rose cake?

Shylock: You can only find such fine decorations hidden within this garden. They'll be sure to please, Master Sage.

As Shylock spoke, he lifted the clear tray cover by the teapot that Murr had brought.

Akira: Woah, it looks just like a jewellery box… It’s so beautiful.

Shylock: Allow me.

Akira: Thank you very much…!

With an elegant hand, Shylock cut the cake with a smooth stroke. His sophisticated movements fit perfectly with the gorgeous atmosphere.

Akira: (That’s just like Shylock. He always pays great attention to detail. I wonder if it’s okay for me to just be sitting here…?)

Murr: Hm, Master Sage? Are ya feelin' nervous?

Akira: Ahaha, well… It does make me a bit nervous to be treated so well in a place as beautiful as this.

Shylock: There’s no need to worry. People are here to relax with their loved ones.

Shylock: Master Sage, please enjoy your time here to your heart's content.

Akira: Thank you very much. I guess…

Akira: (I said that but…)

Shylock: ...Your expression remains the same.

Shylock: In that case, why don't you learn a little something about being carefree from a familiar figure and let loose for a bit?

Akira: A familiar figure...?

Shylock: Yes. Close your eyes, Master Sage.

Akira: Sure…

Shylock: 《Invibelle》

Shylock: … Now then, open your eyes again.

Akira: (...Hm? This..?)

When I opened my eyes, the world seemed much larger around me. As I was about to ask Shylock what he had done…

Akira: Meeoow. … Meo-?

Murr: Master Sage turned into a cat! Meow!

At Murr’s words, I quickly looked down at my body and noticed it was covered with fluffy fur.

Shylock: Fufu, cats are masters of doing whatever they like no matter where they are, no? I thought that if I turned Master Sage into one it would help them relax.

Akira: Meow!? (Huuuh!?)

Chapter 3

Shylock: While the Master Sage is always adorable, I must say, this form is quite cute as well.

Shylock smiled as he slowly bent down and gently stroked my head.

Akira: Meeooow…

He strokes my head with such expertise that I can’t help but start purring.

Akira: (It feels nice to be petted. Cats have it good…)

Shylock: Fufu, oh my.

Murr: Ah that looks so fun, Master Sage! I want to be a cat too!

Murr: 《Eanul Rambul》

Akira: Mya?!

Murr: Meow Meow!!

Akira: (Murr really became a cat!?)

Murr: Meow meooow!

Akira: Meeow…

Murr began to happily chase me around, and for some reason, with my newfound cat instincts, I enjoyed it as well.

Shylock: Oh my, this…

I stopped when I heard a voice above me, and Shylock bent down to stroke my head again.

Shylock: That might be a little too much.

Shylock: My dear kitty, would you like to play with me next?

Akira: Mya?

As Shylock offered his hand to me, I found myself reaching out as if giving him a pawshake. Suddenly, my whole body begins to glow.

Akira: Mya.. Ah.. Am I back to normal?

Murr: I’m back too! Well then, let’s add the finishing touches!!

Murr: 《Eanul Rambul》

Akira: Woah, fireworks…!

Shylock: 《Invibelle》

As the fireworks exploded, their falling sparks transformed into blue roses. It was magical to see the petals fall down as if they were colouring the sky.

Akira: How lovely…

Shylock: Then, Master Sage. Did you enjoy our hospitality?

Akira: Yes! It was a lot of fun… Did you two plan this ahead of time?

Murr: What what? What are ya talking about?

Shylock: It appears our hearts resonated with one another, and all we had to do was listen.

Shylock: Though… I suppose Murr gave me the idea.

Shylock: Master Sage, why don't I treat you to something special next time, just you and me?

Murr: Ah!! Shylock is trying to hog Master Sage all to himself!!

Shylock: Shh.

Shylock lightly teases Murr who responds with a laugh.** Looking at the two of them I can't help but laugh too.

Akira: Ahaha, I’m looking forward to it!

✧˖°Central Country°˖✧

Oz: Even time, which feels like an eternity, is finite. Think carefully about whom you want to be with in this limited time you have.

Arthur: “Will you make miso soup for me every day of our life?” …I hear this is a common way of proposing in your world. We don’t have miso soup here, but I think it’s wonderful that such a simple word can become a pledge of eternal love.

Cain: We lose our magic if we break a promise, but there must be some other power you gain by makin’ a promise to someone you love dearly. I hope that I can make a promise like that one day.

Riquet: I love you Master Sage! Um, if I may ask, which of the wizards do you love the most? …Huh, me? Ehehe~ That makes me so happy!

✧˖°Northern Country°˖✧

Snow: If I were to ever get married, I would like to say the line that the previous Sage taught me. Ehem. Sage, would you like a meal? Or maybe a bath? Or maybe… Hohoho~

White: Should we be reborn again, I hope to also spend my next life with you. …Hohoho~ That’s my favourite pick-up line. Did I make you swoon?

Mithra: If you love me, please make sure it lasts for a thousand years.

Owen: How foolish of you to ask a promise of me, just as foolish as love itself.

Bradley: Marriage, huh… I’d probably consider it if it were with the kinda guy I wouldn’t be able to live without. Well, it’s not every day ya find someone who’d love ya like that.

✧˖°Eastern Country°˖✧

Faust: You want me to teach you the most common ways to propose in this world? How should I know? I could teach you the most common curses though.

Shino: A proposal is an important line you only get to say once. I should think about it while I still can.

Heathcliff: To think that someone might propose to me one day... I've no idea when that could be, but I'm getting nervous already.

Nero: It seems like everyone's proposin' left and right today. Marriage ain't really for it a guy like me, but I suppose it wouldn't be so bad to live a peaceful life with the person I love.

✧˖°Western Country°˖✧

Shylock: We Western wizards are known for seeking pleasure and thrills. Thus, if you'd like, I would be glad to entertain you for the rest of your life... Am I joking, you ask? Would you like to find out?

Murr: Hey, Master Sage! Gimme a proposal! Huh? Why? 'Cause I wanna know what you'd say! C'mon!! Please?

Chloe: A proposal!? Ehehe, just thinking about it makes me blush, but I think it's wonderful to be able to tell someone how much you truly care. Someday, if I ever get the chance, I want to be able to confess with everything I've got.

Rustica: Have you ever proposed to someone, Master Sage? What did you tell them? We Western wizards are quite fond of love stories after all. Why don't you confide in me next time?

✧˖°Southern Country°˖✧

Figaro: What kind of confession would you like most, Master Sage? I'll tell you whatever you want to hear.

Rutile: “My eyes are like a lake of stars. I gaze at you with everlasting love” …Fufu, beautiful, isn’t it? That was a verse from when my mother and father met. I hope that, someday, I will find a love like theirs too.

Lennox: If I had a significant other...? Ah, I know. I'd like to protect them, so they'll never have to feel sad.