rawr nya x3

happy 4th to her

all women should be more hairy and sweaty and eat more food and laugh more loudly. my stance as a feminist and also my stance as a lesbian pervert

1 imagining a white guy eating Mac n cheese with chopsticks

2 carefully sliding each mac onto the chop stick

it really is crazy that women's clothes don't fit anybody. fat women can't find clothes, skinny women can't find clothes, tall women can't find clothes, short women can't find clothes, big chested women can't find clothes, small chested women can't find clothes. who the fuck are these being made for

we all really resonated with this one huh

As near as I can tell they’re all just designed to hang on hangers.

controversial stance but i do wish i could live forever. i certainly live like i'm going to live forever. i take my time. realistically however my lifespan is dreadfully limited and there are things i've "been meaning to do" that i will never get around to. the Emoji Movie came out almost 10 years ago. in all that time on any random day i could've decided to sit down and watch it, and i did not. how many more decades will slip by like this? conceivably, it could be all the decades i have left. watching the Emoji Movie would not be, after all, a crucial use of my time. much better things to do. i could easily postpone it over and over and over until my final breath where it may not even register to me that i never did watch the Emoji Movie. no great loss, certainly; and yet i find myself intrigued by Patrick Stewart's involvement

When I say one of my favorite female characters "did nothing wrong because she is my princess girl" I do not actually mean she is a shallow perfect angel. I mean that happily talking about the ways she sucks is a privilege to those who prove they aren't raging misogynists first

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

$200 no lowballs no negotiation i know what i have

I could fix it