✩REGGIEEE✩

No but like before I watched Project Hail Mary I’d occasionally see fanart and it made me wonder when the dude with long black hair was going to show up and why were people shipping him with Grace but he didn’t show up and I was very confused and yesterday it finally dawned on me it was Markiplier all along you fucks!?

coltland (gentry) has accidentally become real enough to me that I often think about how sad it is that the brothers are tragically separted forever. in canon.

Coltland twins reveal when the work groupchat gets a shaky phone video over the holidays thats just Ryland chilling on the couch while Colt nudges him with his feet "you can say fuck. There are no children here. Say the fuck word" and Ryland sighs and puts his phone down and goes "fergalicious". The phone tumbles to the ground and partially shows Colt whacking and attempting to smother his laughing brother with a throw pillow

just saw a fancomic of grace realizing stratt took his appendix while his shipping label was printing and the comments were theorizing what else she took: his tonsils, wisdom teeth, gallbladder… like DAMN she robbed tf out of him

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

The funniest version of bloodymary, to me, is where Adrian finds Simon entirely separately and has to go through their own ordeal of bonding with a sad traumatized squishy wet human while wondering how their partner's going to react. And then when Rocky gets back theyre both nervously llike. Hey babe. So there's something I have to show u,,,,, also you're gonna have to get cool about a lot of things real fast. Meanwhile simon and Grace are sniffing at each other like two cats being introduced through a bathroom door

for anyone who feels scared that they will never shift, i would remind you that fear is only a feeling. fear is powerful feeling, yes. but you are not your feelings and you are beyond power.