jessamine

“Omg every girl is gonna be Harley Quinn for Halloween” every guy has been batman for like 94 years shut the fuck up you insufferable toe

Amazing, AMAZING advice from my favorite screenwriter! I think we all get caught in this trap of dreaming and wishing instead of actually doing, and it’s important to always keep on foot on the ground when dreaming.

[said while barely holding back tears] honestly this is fine and i am completely unaffected right now, currently, as we speak

Well, at least he still ended up being pretty.

I’ve watched this at least 20 times now

I wish this was longer

isn’t it funny that white folks can walk around dressed as clowns and carrying weapons around purposefully trying to freak people out/harass them and not a damn thing is done about it but black people can’t even go about their daily business without worrying about being shot and killed by police? i love it

Assuming that every one of them is white even though some of them wear full body suits and you can’t see their skin or faces? Ok

you know damn well only white people do that weird shit

honestly, as an LGBT activist and passionate feminist, I love family guy. Yes, it’s racist, sexist, and everything offensive. But that’s the point. It’s supposed to offend you, it’s all a big joke. Honestly, it’s a cartoon. You can’t take it seriously.

I know it’s you Seth McFarlane