Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

I don’t know of this is my frontal lobe developing or whatever but I’m becoming so self aware

the doctor says i got an attention deficit so y'all gotta gimme more

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

“if you act like a dog im gonna treat you like one” bro literally pinkie promise me rn.

I don’t have any disorders these are all symptoms of being a vampire

i do not like dating apps

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

update: it's 2026, and we still haven't done any of the above