Alex

"Average American has smaller gums today than they did yesterday" factoid actually just a statistical error. Charlie Kirk was a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

What if misha's character professes his love for soldier boy and the exact same thing happens again

Running around telling people that jensen, jared, and misha will be in the boys season five has me feeling like Paul Revere

Trump must have seen the last election and his buddy Putin trending with destiel above everything else four years ago. Obama followed a Destiel account. Biden followed misha collins while he was posting about destiel ao3 stats. Could Kamala Harris be the first president of the United States since 2008 to have no relation to destiel? And what would that mean for our government

I hope jensen ackles knows that if he still has the tapes he has the opportunity to do the Funniest Thing Of All Time tomorrow

Jesse. The only way we can keep Hank from finding the lab is to disguise it as a wonka experience. Listen to me, I'll be wonka. You're gonna be what? What is The Unknown? That isn't a real character. Are you too stupid to comprehend the plot of a children's movie, or were you just high on drugs? Worthless junkie. I'll get Mike to be an Oompa Loompa

For new years I'm resolving to make more references, do more bits, and all-around be up to more hijinx