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Not so random plot:

- Senjus and Uchihas still hate each others guts

- Uchihas got burnt (literally), only Madara and Izuna (got turned into a crow somehow) survive

- They lurk in the grand theater

- Hashirama somehow buys the theater ( as a tribute to his childhood friend maybe?)

- Madara wants to manipulate Hashirama (through singing???) to kill the nobles (?)

- Tobirama finds out (as always), does everything to stop Madara

- Hashirama marries Mito (an arrangement)

- The nobles want to kill all of them

- Madara and Tobirama make a deal. Izuna turns into a mailman (mailcrow? Idk)

- Mito finds out abt them, threatening Tobirama to let her join

Madara in my poto au (hes deranged as ever)

Random plot:

Basically The little mermaid, but Hashirama is Ariel and Tobirama is a good Ursula (lol), still making suspicious potions and babysitting his brother.

Hashirama is obsessed with humans, sneaks to the surface, and somehow befriends Madara, a pirate. Tobirama finds out (ofc), but instead of stopping it, he startes making shady deals with Madara (exchange sea antiques for info and humans junks?).

On a sunny day, while waiting for Madara as usual, Hashirama sees Mito, a loner on a luxurious ship. They talk for awhile, and he falls hard for her. Sadly, both his brother and best friend against this idea.

So naturally, he steals Tobirama’s potions and runs away.