Uhhhhhhhh Hmmmm

I hate studying psychology because if even I have no fucking idea what’s wrong with me I must either be really dumb or really messed up

Week so bad I’m thinking about driving somewhere willingly 😔👊

Rush week is about to make me rush off a cliff I stg

I just fell out of a coconut tree

Zoom meetings with mandatory participation and cameras on have me gnawing at the bars of my enclosure fr

I had hoped I was done with hyperfixations after COVID, but then fnaf came back with a metal chair to finish the job

The concept of Greek Life being called Greek Life is actually really funny to me

My real life (intimidating) boss made a mistake and then asked over the walkies for one of us to run him over

I cannot believe that my real life boss physically put in writing “Hydrate or Die-drate” in his presentation, What has the world come to?

You’ve heard of a camp counselor, now here’s the camp counsellor (at law) for when these kids need legal representation

Why must social etiquette demand that I speak, let me communicate through deadpan stares and anxious hand flapping