#In The Name of the Moon Moon

You leeches are more offensive to Gaia than Slim Jims!

I know some things about the Umbra! I could meet you there sometime and show you around, yes. Come find me when you want to do this. You should not ask me to go at a specific time because I will get distracted by a fat bird or a shiny rock or the slow deliberate disassembly of the patriarchy.

When your friendly neighborhood Mokole needs a confidence boost

"I feel the tiniest motes of sympathy for all those Fera who have ever complained about the nature of the Garou. I know the smallest portion of their frustration because of you."

When the galliard has writer's block

Completing the Rite of Passage feel like

When your super influence action pays off

When you fail your dodge challenge

When the ST just agrees to the crazy their players are wanting to pull off

Fianna prepping with war paint talens

When you manage to piss off Grandfather Thunder within 24 hours

When the Mental Tertiary beats a Mental Primary in a Challenge

Giving a Lupus Silver Fang Belly Rubs

When dealing with an infestation of Ananasi

When you find the one Glasswalker Lupus with a laptop

When the Rokea Attack

When the Corax are hood AF