Zoe ‪‪❤︎‬

Eek!

I never considered Dr. Pepper to be a woman because I don’t think he’s actually practiced medicine or has a doctorate I feel like he just calls himself that and is an eccentric man with a mustache who also may be a fraud. Maybe that’s why I assumed he was a man.

I keep wanting to post songs but then I realize I cannot post every single lyric of the song individually but also at the same time and also the people I direct my posts at never like the songs I post anyway

All I say is guys and wait and lowk but wait guys lowk kind of love that

One of two very significant life events is going to happen by the end of the summer and I have no clue which

This shit is stupid as fuckkkk ughhhhhh I want him and I want to hold his stupid fucking hand and I want to go to the stupid fucking movies with him and I want to put his stupid fucking initials in my stupid fucking instagram bio and go to the stupid fucking park and watch the sunset ughhhh this is so fucking stupidddd

Every time I try to cook something it feels like the episode of a show where the comic relief character tries to cook and everything is going wrong and they light everything on fire but then get it together before their family comes home

Hi guys hey everybody hi

I hate it when I’m insecure about certain features I know are desirable to some degree like yes I know people compliment me on this a lot but I actually just don’t like it and I feel so annoying if I say that

Meena haters are performative yes she’s annoying but wtf did that elephant do to you stop it

Guys I might have this in the bag