Honestly the closer we get to 2018 the less chill I am about the whole thing. 2018 sounds like we’re living in a fucking sci fi novel. It sounds completely fake. And then it’s on to 2020s like????? That’s completely impossible and I don’t believe you.

newsflash i’m in love

u know when u see someone smile and it actually looks like the sun

Why can’t overly attractive people show some fucking compassion and not stand right next to me in public? I got my Unique Look & Rough-Edged Intrigue shit going on. You come stand too close and people start realizing I’m just an economy class werewolf in a nice jacket. Keep your poreless HD ass away from me.

I need intimacy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need closeness and tenderness and care and affection and love and softness all the fucking time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyways time is fake and nothing is real i’m just living my life from one halloween to the next

sext: I really wanna get my shit together with you