lavender yapper🪻🗡️

Quark can't say Fuck because Fuck is a valid ferengi name and he doesn't know what cousin Fuck did to the hu-mons that they say his name with such vitriol but Quark is proud of him for it

I just think we all deserve massive home libraries and a couple swords, as a treat

for every incel white man star wars dudebro there is a teenage lesbian with a slightly deeper and more obscure knowledge of star wars who will one day defeat him in battle

God sometimes I'm writing smut and I'll like, delete a sentence because I'm like, no, I can't write that. It's too indulgent. And then it's like. Girl, what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins. Get real.

"what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins" is honestly the thing I needed to hear today

Let’s fucking go

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

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hm there’s something in armand’s expression when lestat says he wrote a song for him that makes me kinda sad. it made me think of “no one’s painted me in over 400 years” and also of that scene where louis pretends to take a picture of armand and armand is all touched bc he doesn’t know he’s rlly just trying to capture dream lestat. armand wants so badly to be a muse again, i feel like lestat saying he wrote him a song made him ache. especially when that’s the song… awful day to be armand.

still not over armand trying to warn daniel about lestat and the great conversion just for dan to be like “so what are we💔”

Daniel calling Armand friendless is a big statemant for someone who doesn't have any friends.