48 interpreters! 1 tournament! this is... BATTLE FOR INTERPRETER

what the hell

awwww come on feaw. eh whatevew

yeah just. just take the trophy already. i have way too many of these

is this because i was rooting for her to win in the final match

Yeah you really dont want to know how bad the magical consequences would be if the concept of victory lost.

i mean. i'd probably die or something

yeah just. just take the trophy already. i have way too many of these

is this because i was rooting for her to win in the final match

who the hell are you

yeah i don't. really care. i'm still just gonna lie here and chill out

whatever

wow, you really upped your game lately, huh? i thought all you could do was smoke and mirrors!

[to interpretournament] "look. I know we have our differences, but bestie, I need you to annoy the fuck out of this weirdo. That's the win condition here."

i don't. care?

[Newton shoves Tournament off of him and jumps into the ocean.]

[the room blacks out. newton is now falling through the air though the air isn't resisting as much as it usually should. it is also slightly difficult to breathe]

yeah so this is not how oceans work. just letting you know for next time

[Newton is taking a moment to process all of that. He then jumps off the boat again without even acknowledging it.]

does he always do this or

i mean. have you considered that humiliation tactics might be more effective than repeatedly killing him. actually did you try that yet or were you just hoping he'd get bored or something

"you make a fair point."

[He's gonna do it again. You can see him at the edge of the boat thinking about it.]

"aww do you not wanna get splattered again?"

[He runs around her, kicking her off the edge of the boat. And he's so damn smug about it too.]

[she is teleported back onto the boat without being splattered.]

wowww i see how it is. pulling out all the tricks in the book for me because i'm your favourite, aren't you?

[the room blacks out. The only thing that has changed is that you are now both in maid outfits]

yeah. great. maid outfits. you want me to fuckin swab the deck or whatever? cause i'm not doing that

@indifferent-faith-interpreter HEY THERE. YOUR HEART RATE IS VERY ACCELERATED. I THINK HUMANS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE THAT. DO YOU NEED HELP?

what? when did i say i was human. and no i don't need help from some angel to do anything

aren't you meant to be pure or something

OH... DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG? I'M JUST TRYING TO LEARN HOW HUMANS TALK TO COPY THEM. YOU SEEMED AS GOOD AS AN EXAMPLE AS ANYONE ELSE!

yeah i am the best example actually. so you've gotta tell people to fuck off if they annoy you yeah. actually just say it all the time

yeah sure

what are you talking about

tourmy i think he's talking to the angel right now

"the fucking what"

the. the angel. the one right there next to newton

"i- I don't see anything. what's an angel???"

"you are pointing at nothing"

okay. i guess you can't see the angel then. you have a whole dimension to yourself and- hey isn't newton like half angel or something

"so that's why they're partially transparent"

that's kinda fucked up

who the hell are you

yeah i don't. really care. i'm still just gonna lie here and chill out

whatever

wow, you really upped your game lately, huh? i thought all you could do was smoke and mirrors!

[to interpretournament] "look. I know we have our differences, but bestie, I need you to annoy the fuck out of this weirdo. That's the win condition here."

i don't. care?

[Newton shoves Tournament off of him and jumps into the ocean.]

[the room blacks out. newton is now falling through the air though the air isn't resisting as much as it usually should. it is also slightly difficult to breathe]

yeah so this is not how oceans work. just letting you know for next time

[Newton is taking a moment to process all of that. He then jumps off the boat again without even acknowledging it.]

does he always do this or

i mean. have you considered that humiliation tactics might be more effective than repeatedly killing him. actually did you try that yet or were you just hoping he'd get bored or something

"you make a fair point."

[He's gonna do it again. You can see him at the edge of the boat thinking about it.]

"aww do you not wanna get splattered again?"

[He runs around her, kicking her off the edge of the boat. And he's so damn smug about it too.]

[she is teleported back onto the boat without being splattered.]

wowww i see how it is. pulling out all the tricks in the book for me because i'm your favourite, aren't you?

[the room blacks out. The only thing that has changed is that you are now both in maid outfits]

yeah. great. maid outfits. you want me to fuckin swab the deck or whatever? cause i'm not doing that

@indifferent-faith-interpreter HEY THERE. YOUR HEART RATE IS VERY ACCELERATED. I THINK HUMANS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE THAT. DO YOU NEED HELP?

what? when did i say i was human. and no i don't need help from some angel to do anything

aren't you meant to be pure or something

OH... DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG? I'M JUST TRYING TO LEARN HOW HUMANS TALK TO COPY THEM. YOU SEEMED AS GOOD AS AN EXAMPLE AS ANYONE ELSE!

yeah i am the best example actually. so you've gotta tell people to fuck off if they annoy you yeah. actually just say it all the time

yeah sure

what are you talking about

tourmy i think he's talking to the angel right now

"the fucking what"

the. the angel. the one right there next to newton

"i- I don't see anything. what's an angel???"

"you are pointing at nothing"

okay. i guess you can't see the angel then. you have a whole dimension to yourself and- hey isn't newton like half angel or something

who the hell are you

yeah i don't. really care. i'm still just gonna lie here and chill out

whatever

wow, you really upped your game lately, huh? i thought all you could do was smoke and mirrors!

[to interpretournament] "look. I know we have our differences, but bestie, I need you to annoy the fuck out of this weirdo. That's the win condition here."

i don't. care?

[Newton shoves Tournament off of him and jumps into the ocean.]

[the room blacks out. newton is now falling through the air though the air isn't resisting as much as it usually should. it is also slightly difficult to breathe]

yeah so this is not how oceans work. just letting you know for next time

[Newton is taking a moment to process all of that. He then jumps off the boat again without even acknowledging it.]

does he always do this or

i mean. have you considered that humiliation tactics might be more effective than repeatedly killing him. actually did you try that yet or were you just hoping he'd get bored or something

"you make a fair point."

[He's gonna do it again. You can see him at the edge of the boat thinking about it.]

"aww do you not wanna get splattered again?"

[He runs around her, kicking her off the edge of the boat. And he's so damn smug about it too.]

[she is teleported back onto the boat without being splattered.]

wowww i see how it is. pulling out all the tricks in the book for me because i'm your favourite, aren't you?

[the room blacks out. The only thing that has changed is that you are now both in maid outfits]

yeah. great. maid outfits. you want me to fuckin swab the deck or whatever? cause i'm not doing that

@indifferent-faith-interpreter HEY THERE. YOUR HEART RATE IS VERY ACCELERATED. I THINK HUMANS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE THAT. DO YOU NEED HELP?

what? when did i say i was human. and no i don't need help from some angel to do anything

aren't you meant to be pure or something

OH... DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG? I'M JUST TRYING TO LEARN HOW HUMANS TALK TO COPY THEM. YOU SEEMED AS GOOD AS AN EXAMPLE AS ANYONE ELSE!

yeah i am the best example actually. so you've gotta tell people to fuck off if they annoy you yeah. actually just say it all the time

yeah sure

what are you talking about

tourmy i think he's talking to the angel right now

"the fucking what"

the. the angel. the one right there next to newton

"i- I don't see anything. what's an angel???"

who the hell are you

yeah i don't. really care. i'm still just gonna lie here and chill out

whatever

wow, you really upped your game lately, huh? i thought all you could do was smoke and mirrors!

[to interpretournament] "look. I know we have our differences, but bestie, I need you to annoy the fuck out of this weirdo. That's the win condition here."

i don't. care?

[Newton shoves Tournament off of him and jumps into the ocean.]

[the room blacks out. newton is now falling through the air though the air isn't resisting as much as it usually should. it is also slightly difficult to breathe]

yeah so this is not how oceans work. just letting you know for next time

[Newton is taking a moment to process all of that. He then jumps off the boat again without even acknowledging it.]

does he always do this or

i mean. have you considered that humiliation tactics might be more effective than repeatedly killing him. actually did you try that yet or were you just hoping he'd get bored or something

"you make a fair point."

[He's gonna do it again. You can see him at the edge of the boat thinking about it.]

"aww do you not wanna get splattered again?"

[He runs around her, kicking her off the edge of the boat. And he's so damn smug about it too.]

[she is teleported back onto the boat without being splattered.]

wowww i see how it is. pulling out all the tricks in the book for me because i'm your favourite, aren't you?

[the room blacks out. The only thing that has changed is that you are now both in maid outfits]

yeah. great. maid outfits. you want me to fuckin swab the deck or whatever? cause i'm not doing that

@indifferent-faith-interpreter HEY THERE. YOUR HEART RATE IS VERY ACCELERATED. I THINK HUMANS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE THAT. DO YOU NEED HELP?

what? when did i say i was human. and no i don't need help from some angel to do anything

aren't you meant to be pure or something

OH... DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG? I'M JUST TRYING TO LEARN HOW HUMANS TALK TO COPY THEM. YOU SEEMED AS GOOD AS AN EXAMPLE AS ANYONE ELSE!

yeah i am the best example actually. so you've gotta tell people to fuck off if they annoy you yeah. actually just say it all the time

yeah sure

what are you talking about

tourmy i think he's talking to the angel right now

"the fucking what"

the. the angel. the one right there next to newton

who the hell are you

yeah i don't. really care. i'm still just gonna lie here and chill out

whatever

wow, you really upped your game lately, huh? i thought all you could do was smoke and mirrors!

[to interpretournament] "look. I know we have our differences, but bestie, I need you to annoy the fuck out of this weirdo. That's the win condition here."

i don't. care?

[Newton shoves Tournament off of him and jumps into the ocean.]

[the room blacks out. newton is now falling through the air though the air isn't resisting as much as it usually should. it is also slightly difficult to breathe]

yeah so this is not how oceans work. just letting you know for next time

[Newton is taking a moment to process all of that. He then jumps off the boat again without even acknowledging it.]

does he always do this or

i mean. have you considered that humiliation tactics might be more effective than repeatedly killing him. actually did you try that yet or were you just hoping he'd get bored or something

"you make a fair point."

[He's gonna do it again. You can see him at the edge of the boat thinking about it.]

"aww do you not wanna get splattered again?"

[He runs around her, kicking her off the edge of the boat. And he's so damn smug about it too.]

[she is teleported back onto the boat without being splattered.]

wowww i see how it is. pulling out all the tricks in the book for me because i'm your favourite, aren't you?

[the room blacks out. The only thing that has changed is that you are now both in maid outfits]

yeah. great. maid outfits. you want me to fuckin swab the deck or whatever? cause i'm not doing that

@indifferent-faith-interpreter HEY THERE. YOUR HEART RATE IS VERY ACCELERATED. I THINK HUMANS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE THAT. DO YOU NEED HELP?

what? when did i say i was human. and no i don't need help from some angel to do anything

aren't you meant to be pure or something

OH... DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG? I'M JUST TRYING TO LEARN HOW HUMANS TALK TO COPY THEM. YOU SEEMED AS GOOD AS AN EXAMPLE AS ANYONE ELSE!

yeah i am the best example actually. so you've gotta tell people to fuck off if they annoy you yeah. actually just say it all the time

yeah sure

what are you talking about

tourmy i think he's talking to the angel right now

yeah he's like right there

who the hell are you

yeah i don't. really care. i'm still just gonna lie here and chill out

whatever

wow, you really upped your game lately, huh? i thought all you could do was smoke and mirrors!

[to interpretournament] "look. I know we have our differences, but bestie, I need you to annoy the fuck out of this weirdo. That's the win condition here."

i don't. care?

[Newton shoves Tournament off of him and jumps into the ocean.]

[the room blacks out. newton is now falling through the air though the air isn't resisting as much as it usually should. it is also slightly difficult to breathe]

yeah so this is not how oceans work. just letting you know for next time

[Newton is taking a moment to process all of that. He then jumps off the boat again without even acknowledging it.]

does he always do this or

i mean. have you considered that humiliation tactics might be more effective than repeatedly killing him. actually did you try that yet or were you just hoping he'd get bored or something

"you make a fair point."

[He's gonna do it again. You can see him at the edge of the boat thinking about it.]

"aww do you not wanna get splattered again?"

[He runs around her, kicking her off the edge of the boat. And he's so damn smug about it too.]

[she is teleported back onto the boat without being splattered.]

wowww i see how it is. pulling out all the tricks in the book for me because i'm your favourite, aren't you?

[the room blacks out. The only thing that has changed is that you are now both in maid outfits]

yeah. great. maid outfits. you want me to fuckin swab the deck or whatever? cause i'm not doing that

who the hell are you

yeah i don't. really care. i'm still just gonna lie here and chill out

whatever

wow, you really upped your game lately, huh? i thought all you could do was smoke and mirrors!

[to interpretournament] "look. I know we have our differences, but bestie, I need you to annoy the fuck out of this weirdo. That's the win condition here."

i don't. care?

[Newton shoves Tournament off of him and jumps into the ocean.]

[the room blacks out. newton is now falling through the air though the air isn't resisting as much as it usually should. it is also slightly difficult to breathe]

yeah so this is not how oceans work. just letting you know for next time

[Newton is taking a moment to process all of that. He then jumps off the boat again without even acknowledging it.]

does he always do this or

i mean. have you considered that humiliation tactics might be more effective than repeatedly killing him. actually did you try that yet or were you just hoping he'd get bored or something

"you make a fair point."

[He's gonna do it again. You can see him at the edge of the boat thinking about it.]

"aww do you not wanna get splattered again?"