And the winner is...
SERVA @the-faithful-henchwoman!!!!
congrats!
here's your reward! a real gold trophy! i know you like gold :)
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@interpretournament
And the winner is...
SERVA @the-faithful-henchwoman!!!!
congrats!
here's your reward! a real gold trophy! i know you like gold :)

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you ever plan to do a second tournament now that there are more interpreters?
yeah, i'm just a bit tired right now from all the lore i was doing a while ago
Username: @interpretournament
Status: inactive, bracket completed in march 2026
Started: March 2026
Frequency: N/A
Type: tournament
Nuance allowed: no
Fandom: single fandom (interpereterverse, whatever that is!)
Theme: fandom
Submissions: n/a
Submission method: n/a (just used all 48 blogs)
To be honest, I have no idea what this tournament's topic was about, but you do you!
what the hell
heyyy i'm just dropping this off here byeee
[Tournament throws Newton into Catgirl Hell™️]
@interpretournament (also indifferent's there too but i run both blogs so)
[Bites you both before either can interact]
awwww come on feaw. eh whatevew
hey nexxie are you doing anything with newton cause i saw some people being turned into catgirls and i think it'd be kinda funny if i threw newton at them
btw this is @interpretournament
"not really. He's honestly having too good a time in here. get him the fuck out."
alrighty then
[She grabs Newton]
see youuuuuuu like in a few weeks maybe byeeeeee

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what are you gonna do now that there is no tournament? lavish in your realm of infinite trophies? alone? ):
there's gonna be another one don't worry
And the winner is...
SERVA @the-faithful-henchwoman!!!!
congrats!
here's your reward! a real gold trophy! i know you like gold :)
Thank you, thank you, it's an honor to have won this tournament.
I'd like to dedicate this victory to all my associates, and especially to Faith, for assisting me in reaching this victory.
yeah just. just take the trophy already. i have way too many of these
OH. THANK. GOD. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Don't worry about it but I'm pretty sure if Serva didn't win the tournament the entire universe would've collapsed. Sigh. That's a stress off my shoulders now! And I can stop pretending to like Serva. She's keeping Mal away from me.....ARCHMAGUS BAILE OUT BYE!!!!
is this because i was rooting for her to win in the final match
Yeah you really dont want to know how bad the magical consequences would be if the concept of victory lost.
i mean. i'd probably die or something
And the winner is...
SERVA @the-faithful-henchwoman!!!!
congrats!
here's your reward! a real gold trophy! i know you like gold :)
Thank you, thank you, it's an honor to have won this tournament.
I'd like to dedicate this victory to all my associates, and especially to Faith, for assisting me in reaching this victory.
yeah just. just take the trophy already. i have way too many of these
OH. THANK. GOD. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Don't worry about it but I'm pretty sure if Serva didn't win the tournament the entire universe would've collapsed. Sigh. That's a stress off my shoulders now! And I can stop pretending to like Serva. She's keeping Mal away from me.....ARCHMAGUS BAILE OUT BYE!!!!
is this because i was rooting for her to win in the final match
hey tourmy i'm hereeee. wow it's been a while huh
-@interpretournament (here) (in person) (amazing i know)
// (assuming you just did the mirror thing)
"how wonderful, I've been needing someone to use for this. you get to meet my latest pest!"
[the room blacks out. you're now in the same area as newton @indifferent-faith-interpreter]
who the hell are you
i'm the person that runs the tournament blog you got eliminated in the first round in. fucking loser
anyways yeah this place is cool. like what you've done with it
"aw thank you <3"
[to newton]: "I hope you like social interaction"
yeah i don't. really care. i'm still just gonna lie here and chill out
"well unfortunately for you, that is nolonger an option. I'm shipping you two and there's nothing you can't do about it."
[the room blacks out. you two are now on a ship (sail based) in an endless ocean.]
whatever
wow, you really upped your game lately, huh? i thought all you could do was smoke and mirrors!
[to interpretournament] "look. I know we have our differences, but bestie, I need you to annoy the fuck out of this weirdo. That's the win condition here."
i'm gonna be real i don't know if that's possible but i'll give it a shot!
[Tournament lays on top of Newton.]
soooooo do you like horses
i don't. care?
yeah okay well me neither so i'm gonna tell you alllll about my little pony, specifically the fourth generation
so it all starts out with twilight sparkle in canterlot and she basically says to celestia "hey this evil horse in the moon is gonna come and kidnap you and take over the world cause she's evil" and celestia says back "you need to get some friends" - honestly i think you should probably take that advice as well - so twilight goes to ponyville, yeah?
[Newton shoves Tournament off of him and jumps into the ocean.]
[the room blacks out. newton is now falling through the air though the air isn't resisting as much as it usually should. it is also slightly difficult to breathe]
yeah so this is not how oceans work. just letting you know for next time
[the ground (read: boat) approaches significantly faster than your regular terminal velocity. on impact you become an immediate mix between a splatter and an explosion before the room goes tv-static-"technical difficulties"-intermission mode. you are then alive again on the boat and air density is back to normal.]
"learned some new tricks :3"
[Newton is taking a moment to process all of that. He then jumps off the boat again without even acknowledging it.]
does he always do this or
[it happens again, but with less time between being teleported into the air and being splattered.]
"unfortunately."
i mean. have you considered that humiliation tactics might be more effective than repeatedly killing him. actually did you try that yet or were you just hoping he'd get bored or something
"you make a fair point."
[He's gonna do it again. You can see him at the edge of the boat thinking about it.]
"aww do you not wanna get splattered again?"
yeah, little baby boyyyy baby boy doesn't wanna get turned into a fine mist
[She's moving closer, bending down to make him feel small.]
little baby boyyy-
[He runs around her, kicking her off the edge of the boat. And he's so damn smug about it too.]
[she is teleported back onto the boat without being splattered.]
wowww i see how it is. pulling out all the tricks in the book for me because i'm your favourite, aren't you?
[the room blacks out. The only thing that has changed is that you are now both in maid outfits]
yeah. great. maid outfits. you want me to fuckin swab the deck or whatever? cause i'm not doing that
[She grabs Newton again.]
yeah okay so then twilight goes to ponyville and checks on all the stuff for a parade or whatever it's not really important the important thing is that she meets applejack, fluttershy, rainbow dash, rarity, andddd pinkie pie. she doesn't really like any of them and she doesn't like any of them even more when pinkie pie throws a huge party in her house with all the town invited and she doesn't get much sleep so she's kinda in a bad mood
@indifferent-faith-interpreter HEY THERE. YOUR HEART RATE IS VERY ACCELERATED. I THINK HUMANS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE THAT. DO YOU NEED HELP?
what? when did i say i was human. and no i don't need help from some angel to do anything
YOU DON'T EVER. SAY ANYTHING. SO...
YOU LOOK CUTE BTW. NICE OUTFIT.
aren't you meant to be pure or something
OH... DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG? I'M JUST TRYING TO LEARN HOW HUMANS TALK TO COPY THEM. YOU SEEMED AS GOOD AS AN EXAMPLE AS ANYONE ELSE!
yeah i am the best example actually. so you've gotta tell people to fuck off if they annoy you yeah. actually just say it all the time
*TAKING NOTES* UHUH... UHUH... "FUCK OFF", I UNDERSTAND.
THIS MUST BE SOME COMMON HUMAN EXPRESSION OF AFFECTION AND FRIENDSHIP, RIGHT?
yeah sure
"you're ignoring me aren't you, you piece of shit"
//note: nexie (the torment nexus) cannot see angels.
what are you talking about
tourmy i think he's talking to the angel right now
"the fucking what"
the. the angel. the one right there next to newton
"i- I don't see anything. what's an angel???"
[Tournament points at the angel.]
the thing with all the eyes and wings??
"you are pointing at nothing"
okay. i guess you can't see the angel then. you have a whole dimension to yourself and- hey isn't newton like half angel or something
"so that's why they're partially transparent"
that's kinda fucked up
hey tourmy i'm hereeee. wow it's been a while huh
-@interpretournament (here) (in person) (amazing i know)
// (assuming you just did the mirror thing)
"how wonderful, I've been needing someone to use for this. you get to meet my latest pest!"
[the room blacks out. you're now in the same area as newton @indifferent-faith-interpreter]
who the hell are you
i'm the person that runs the tournament blog you got eliminated in the first round in. fucking loser
anyways yeah this place is cool. like what you've done with it
"aw thank you <3"
[to newton]: "I hope you like social interaction"
yeah i don't. really care. i'm still just gonna lie here and chill out
"well unfortunately for you, that is nolonger an option. I'm shipping you two and there's nothing you can't do about it."
[the room blacks out. you two are now on a ship (sail based) in an endless ocean.]
whatever
wow, you really upped your game lately, huh? i thought all you could do was smoke and mirrors!
[to interpretournament] "look. I know we have our differences, but bestie, I need you to annoy the fuck out of this weirdo. That's the win condition here."
i'm gonna be real i don't know if that's possible but i'll give it a shot!
[Tournament lays on top of Newton.]
soooooo do you like horses
i don't. care?
yeah okay well me neither so i'm gonna tell you alllll about my little pony, specifically the fourth generation
so it all starts out with twilight sparkle in canterlot and she basically says to celestia "hey this evil horse in the moon is gonna come and kidnap you and take over the world cause she's evil" and celestia says back "you need to get some friends" - honestly i think you should probably take that advice as well - so twilight goes to ponyville, yeah?
[Newton shoves Tournament off of him and jumps into the ocean.]
[the room blacks out. newton is now falling through the air though the air isn't resisting as much as it usually should. it is also slightly difficult to breathe]
yeah so this is not how oceans work. just letting you know for next time
[the ground (read: boat) approaches significantly faster than your regular terminal velocity. on impact you become an immediate mix between a splatter and an explosion before the room goes tv-static-"technical difficulties"-intermission mode. you are then alive again on the boat and air density is back to normal.]
"learned some new tricks :3"
[Newton is taking a moment to process all of that. He then jumps off the boat again without even acknowledging it.]
does he always do this or
[it happens again, but with less time between being teleported into the air and being splattered.]
"unfortunately."
i mean. have you considered that humiliation tactics might be more effective than repeatedly killing him. actually did you try that yet or were you just hoping he'd get bored or something
"you make a fair point."
[He's gonna do it again. You can see him at the edge of the boat thinking about it.]
"aww do you not wanna get splattered again?"
yeah, little baby boyyyy baby boy doesn't wanna get turned into a fine mist
[She's moving closer, bending down to make him feel small.]
little baby boyyy-
[He runs around her, kicking her off the edge of the boat. And he's so damn smug about it too.]
[she is teleported back onto the boat without being splattered.]
wowww i see how it is. pulling out all the tricks in the book for me because i'm your favourite, aren't you?
[the room blacks out. The only thing that has changed is that you are now both in maid outfits]
yeah. great. maid outfits. you want me to fuckin swab the deck or whatever? cause i'm not doing that
[She grabs Newton again.]
yeah okay so then twilight goes to ponyville and checks on all the stuff for a parade or whatever it's not really important the important thing is that she meets applejack, fluttershy, rainbow dash, rarity, andddd pinkie pie. she doesn't really like any of them and she doesn't like any of them even more when pinkie pie throws a huge party in her house with all the town invited and she doesn't get much sleep so she's kinda in a bad mood
@indifferent-faith-interpreter HEY THERE. YOUR HEART RATE IS VERY ACCELERATED. I THINK HUMANS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE THAT. DO YOU NEED HELP?
what? when did i say i was human. and no i don't need help from some angel to do anything
YOU DON'T EVER. SAY ANYTHING. SO...
YOU LOOK CUTE BTW. NICE OUTFIT.
aren't you meant to be pure or something
OH... DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG? I'M JUST TRYING TO LEARN HOW HUMANS TALK TO COPY THEM. YOU SEEMED AS GOOD AS AN EXAMPLE AS ANYONE ELSE!
yeah i am the best example actually. so you've gotta tell people to fuck off if they annoy you yeah. actually just say it all the time
*TAKING NOTES* UHUH... UHUH... "FUCK OFF", I UNDERSTAND.
THIS MUST BE SOME COMMON HUMAN EXPRESSION OF AFFECTION AND FRIENDSHIP, RIGHT?
yeah sure
"you're ignoring me aren't you, you piece of shit"
//note: nexie (the torment nexus) cannot see angels.
what are you talking about
tourmy i think he's talking to the angel right now
"the fucking what"
the. the angel. the one right there next to newton
"i- I don't see anything. what's an angel???"
[Tournament points at the angel.]
the thing with all the eyes and wings??
"you are pointing at nothing"
okay. i guess you can't see the angel then. you have a whole dimension to yourself and- hey isn't newton like half angel or something

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hey tourmy i'm hereeee. wow it's been a while huh
-@interpretournament (here) (in person) (amazing i know)
// (assuming you just did the mirror thing)
"how wonderful, I've been needing someone to use for this. you get to meet my latest pest!"
[the room blacks out. you're now in the same area as newton @indifferent-faith-interpreter]
who the hell are you
i'm the person that runs the tournament blog you got eliminated in the first round in. fucking loser
anyways yeah this place is cool. like what you've done with it
"aw thank you <3"
[to newton]: "I hope you like social interaction"
yeah i don't. really care. i'm still just gonna lie here and chill out
"well unfortunately for you, that is nolonger an option. I'm shipping you two and there's nothing you can't do about it."
[the room blacks out. you two are now on a ship (sail based) in an endless ocean.]
whatever
wow, you really upped your game lately, huh? i thought all you could do was smoke and mirrors!
[to interpretournament] "look. I know we have our differences, but bestie, I need you to annoy the fuck out of this weirdo. That's the win condition here."
i'm gonna be real i don't know if that's possible but i'll give it a shot!
[Tournament lays on top of Newton.]
soooooo do you like horses
i don't. care?
yeah okay well me neither so i'm gonna tell you alllll about my little pony, specifically the fourth generation
so it all starts out with twilight sparkle in canterlot and she basically says to celestia "hey this evil horse in the moon is gonna come and kidnap you and take over the world cause she's evil" and celestia says back "you need to get some friends" - honestly i think you should probably take that advice as well - so twilight goes to ponyville, yeah?
[Newton shoves Tournament off of him and jumps into the ocean.]
[the room blacks out. newton is now falling through the air though the air isn't resisting as much as it usually should. it is also slightly difficult to breathe]
yeah so this is not how oceans work. just letting you know for next time
[the ground (read: boat) approaches significantly faster than your regular terminal velocity. on impact you become an immediate mix between a splatter and an explosion before the room goes tv-static-"technical difficulties"-intermission mode. you are then alive again on the boat and air density is back to normal.]
"learned some new tricks :3"
[Newton is taking a moment to process all of that. He then jumps off the boat again without even acknowledging it.]
does he always do this or
[it happens again, but with less time between being teleported into the air and being splattered.]
"unfortunately."
i mean. have you considered that humiliation tactics might be more effective than repeatedly killing him. actually did you try that yet or were you just hoping he'd get bored or something
"you make a fair point."
[He's gonna do it again. You can see him at the edge of the boat thinking about it.]
"aww do you not wanna get splattered again?"
yeah, little baby boyyyy baby boy doesn't wanna get turned into a fine mist
[She's moving closer, bending down to make him feel small.]
little baby boyyy-
[He runs around her, kicking her off the edge of the boat. And he's so damn smug about it too.]
[she is teleported back onto the boat without being splattered.]
wowww i see how it is. pulling out all the tricks in the book for me because i'm your favourite, aren't you?
[the room blacks out. The only thing that has changed is that you are now both in maid outfits]
yeah. great. maid outfits. you want me to fuckin swab the deck or whatever? cause i'm not doing that
[She grabs Newton again.]
yeah okay so then twilight goes to ponyville and checks on all the stuff for a parade or whatever it's not really important the important thing is that she meets applejack, fluttershy, rainbow dash, rarity, andddd pinkie pie. she doesn't really like any of them and she doesn't like any of them even more when pinkie pie throws a huge party in her house with all the town invited and she doesn't get much sleep so she's kinda in a bad mood
@indifferent-faith-interpreter HEY THERE. YOUR HEART RATE IS VERY ACCELERATED. I THINK HUMANS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE THAT. DO YOU NEED HELP?
what? when did i say i was human. and no i don't need help from some angel to do anything
YOU DON'T EVER. SAY ANYTHING. SO...
YOU LOOK CUTE BTW. NICE OUTFIT.
aren't you meant to be pure or something
OH... DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG? I'M JUST TRYING TO LEARN HOW HUMANS TALK TO COPY THEM. YOU SEEMED AS GOOD AS AN EXAMPLE AS ANYONE ELSE!
yeah i am the best example actually. so you've gotta tell people to fuck off if they annoy you yeah. actually just say it all the time
*TAKING NOTES* UHUH... UHUH... "FUCK OFF", I UNDERSTAND.
THIS MUST BE SOME COMMON HUMAN EXPRESSION OF AFFECTION AND FRIENDSHIP, RIGHT?
yeah sure
"you're ignoring me aren't you, you piece of shit"
//note: nexie (the torment nexus) cannot see angels.
what are you talking about
tourmy i think he's talking to the angel right now
"the fucking what"
the. the angel. the one right there next to newton
"i- I don't see anything. what's an angel???"
[Tournament points at the angel.]
the thing with all the eyes and wings??
hey tourmy i'm hereeee. wow it's been a while huh
-@interpretournament (here) (in person) (amazing i know)
// (assuming you just did the mirror thing)
"how wonderful, I've been needing someone to use for this. you get to meet my latest pest!"
[the room blacks out. you're now in the same area as newton @indifferent-faith-interpreter]
who the hell are you
i'm the person that runs the tournament blog you got eliminated in the first round in. fucking loser
anyways yeah this place is cool. like what you've done with it
"aw thank you <3"
[to newton]: "I hope you like social interaction"
yeah i don't. really care. i'm still just gonna lie here and chill out
"well unfortunately for you, that is nolonger an option. I'm shipping you two and there's nothing you can't do about it."
[the room blacks out. you two are now on a ship (sail based) in an endless ocean.]
whatever
wow, you really upped your game lately, huh? i thought all you could do was smoke and mirrors!
[to interpretournament] "look. I know we have our differences, but bestie, I need you to annoy the fuck out of this weirdo. That's the win condition here."
i'm gonna be real i don't know if that's possible but i'll give it a shot!
[Tournament lays on top of Newton.]
soooooo do you like horses
i don't. care?
yeah okay well me neither so i'm gonna tell you alllll about my little pony, specifically the fourth generation
so it all starts out with twilight sparkle in canterlot and she basically says to celestia "hey this evil horse in the moon is gonna come and kidnap you and take over the world cause she's evil" and celestia says back "you need to get some friends" - honestly i think you should probably take that advice as well - so twilight goes to ponyville, yeah?
[Newton shoves Tournament off of him and jumps into the ocean.]
[the room blacks out. newton is now falling through the air though the air isn't resisting as much as it usually should. it is also slightly difficult to breathe]
yeah so this is not how oceans work. just letting you know for next time
[the ground (read: boat) approaches significantly faster than your regular terminal velocity. on impact you become an immediate mix between a splatter and an explosion before the room goes tv-static-"technical difficulties"-intermission mode. you are then alive again on the boat and air density is back to normal.]
"learned some new tricks :3"
[Newton is taking a moment to process all of that. He then jumps off the boat again without even acknowledging it.]
does he always do this or
[it happens again, but with less time between being teleported into the air and being splattered.]
"unfortunately."
i mean. have you considered that humiliation tactics might be more effective than repeatedly killing him. actually did you try that yet or were you just hoping he'd get bored or something
"you make a fair point."
[He's gonna do it again. You can see him at the edge of the boat thinking about it.]
"aww do you not wanna get splattered again?"
yeah, little baby boyyyy baby boy doesn't wanna get turned into a fine mist
[She's moving closer, bending down to make him feel small.]
little baby boyyy-
[He runs around her, kicking her off the edge of the boat. And he's so damn smug about it too.]
[she is teleported back onto the boat without being splattered.]
wowww i see how it is. pulling out all the tricks in the book for me because i'm your favourite, aren't you?
[the room blacks out. The only thing that has changed is that you are now both in maid outfits]
yeah. great. maid outfits. you want me to fuckin swab the deck or whatever? cause i'm not doing that
[She grabs Newton again.]
yeah okay so then twilight goes to ponyville and checks on all the stuff for a parade or whatever it's not really important the important thing is that she meets applejack, fluttershy, rainbow dash, rarity, andddd pinkie pie. she doesn't really like any of them and she doesn't like any of them even more when pinkie pie throws a huge party in her house with all the town invited and she doesn't get much sleep so she's kinda in a bad mood
@indifferent-faith-interpreter HEY THERE. YOUR HEART RATE IS VERY ACCELERATED. I THINK HUMANS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE THAT. DO YOU NEED HELP?
what? when did i say i was human. and no i don't need help from some angel to do anything
YOU DON'T EVER. SAY ANYTHING. SO...
YOU LOOK CUTE BTW. NICE OUTFIT.
aren't you meant to be pure or something
OH... DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG? I'M JUST TRYING TO LEARN HOW HUMANS TALK TO COPY THEM. YOU SEEMED AS GOOD AS AN EXAMPLE AS ANYONE ELSE!
yeah i am the best example actually. so you've gotta tell people to fuck off if they annoy you yeah. actually just say it all the time
*TAKING NOTES* UHUH... UHUH... "FUCK OFF", I UNDERSTAND.
THIS MUST BE SOME COMMON HUMAN EXPRESSION OF AFFECTION AND FRIENDSHIP, RIGHT?
yeah sure
"you're ignoring me aren't you, you piece of shit"
//note: nexie (the torment nexus) cannot see angels.
what are you talking about
tourmy i think he's talking to the angel right now
"the fucking what"
the. the angel. the one right there next to newton
hey tourmy i'm hereeee. wow it's been a while huh
-@interpretournament (here) (in person) (amazing i know)
// (assuming you just did the mirror thing)
"how wonderful, I've been needing someone to use for this. you get to meet my latest pest!"
[the room blacks out. you're now in the same area as newton @indifferent-faith-interpreter]
who the hell are you
i'm the person that runs the tournament blog you got eliminated in the first round in. fucking loser
anyways yeah this place is cool. like what you've done with it
"aw thank you <3"
[to newton]: "I hope you like social interaction"
yeah i don't. really care. i'm still just gonna lie here and chill out
"well unfortunately for you, that is nolonger an option. I'm shipping you two and there's nothing you can't do about it."
[the room blacks out. you two are now on a ship (sail based) in an endless ocean.]
whatever
wow, you really upped your game lately, huh? i thought all you could do was smoke and mirrors!
[to interpretournament] "look. I know we have our differences, but bestie, I need you to annoy the fuck out of this weirdo. That's the win condition here."
i'm gonna be real i don't know if that's possible but i'll give it a shot!
[Tournament lays on top of Newton.]
soooooo do you like horses
i don't. care?
yeah okay well me neither so i'm gonna tell you alllll about my little pony, specifically the fourth generation
so it all starts out with twilight sparkle in canterlot and she basically says to celestia "hey this evil horse in the moon is gonna come and kidnap you and take over the world cause she's evil" and celestia says back "you need to get some friends" - honestly i think you should probably take that advice as well - so twilight goes to ponyville, yeah?
[Newton shoves Tournament off of him and jumps into the ocean.]
[the room blacks out. newton is now falling through the air though the air isn't resisting as much as it usually should. it is also slightly difficult to breathe]
yeah so this is not how oceans work. just letting you know for next time
[the ground (read: boat) approaches significantly faster than your regular terminal velocity. on impact you become an immediate mix between a splatter and an explosion before the room goes tv-static-"technical difficulties"-intermission mode. you are then alive again on the boat and air density is back to normal.]
"learned some new tricks :3"
[Newton is taking a moment to process all of that. He then jumps off the boat again without even acknowledging it.]
does he always do this or
[it happens again, but with less time between being teleported into the air and being splattered.]
"unfortunately."
i mean. have you considered that humiliation tactics might be more effective than repeatedly killing him. actually did you try that yet or were you just hoping he'd get bored or something
"you make a fair point."
[He's gonna do it again. You can see him at the edge of the boat thinking about it.]
"aww do you not wanna get splattered again?"
yeah, little baby boyyyy baby boy doesn't wanna get turned into a fine mist
[She's moving closer, bending down to make him feel small.]
little baby boyyy-
[He runs around her, kicking her off the edge of the boat. And he's so damn smug about it too.]
[she is teleported back onto the boat without being splattered.]
wowww i see how it is. pulling out all the tricks in the book for me because i'm your favourite, aren't you?
[the room blacks out. The only thing that has changed is that you are now both in maid outfits]
yeah. great. maid outfits. you want me to fuckin swab the deck or whatever? cause i'm not doing that
[She grabs Newton again.]
yeah okay so then twilight goes to ponyville and checks on all the stuff for a parade or whatever it's not really important the important thing is that she meets applejack, fluttershy, rainbow dash, rarity, andddd pinkie pie. she doesn't really like any of them and she doesn't like any of them even more when pinkie pie throws a huge party in her house with all the town invited and she doesn't get much sleep so she's kinda in a bad mood
@indifferent-faith-interpreter HEY THERE. YOUR HEART RATE IS VERY ACCELERATED. I THINK HUMANS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE THAT. DO YOU NEED HELP?
what? when did i say i was human. and no i don't need help from some angel to do anything
YOU DON'T EVER. SAY ANYTHING. SO...
YOU LOOK CUTE BTW. NICE OUTFIT.
aren't you meant to be pure or something
OH... DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG? I'M JUST TRYING TO LEARN HOW HUMANS TALK TO COPY THEM. YOU SEEMED AS GOOD AS AN EXAMPLE AS ANYONE ELSE!
yeah i am the best example actually. so you've gotta tell people to fuck off if they annoy you yeah. actually just say it all the time
*TAKING NOTES* UHUH... UHUH... "FUCK OFF", I UNDERSTAND.
THIS MUST BE SOME COMMON HUMAN EXPRESSION OF AFFECTION AND FRIENDSHIP, RIGHT?
yeah sure
"you're ignoring me aren't you, you piece of shit"
//note: nexie (the torment nexus) cannot see angels.
what are you talking about
tourmy i think he's talking to the angel right now
WHAT IS A PINKIE PIE. IS IT A PIE. CAN I EAT IT?
- @angelic-faith-misinterpreter
oh hey buddy how'd you get here. wanna help us ragebait newton
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS, BUT SOUNDS FUN. I CAN HELP.
*SNAPS FINGERS TO TELEPORT TO NEWTON*
yeah he's like right there
WHAT IS A PINKIE PIE. IS IT A PIE. CAN I EAT IT?
- @angelic-faith-misinterpreter
oh hey buddy how'd you get here. wanna help us ragebait newton

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hey tourmy i'm hereeee. wow it's been a while huh
-@interpretournament (here) (in person) (amazing i know)
// (assuming you just did the mirror thing)
"how wonderful, I've been needing someone to use for this. you get to meet my latest pest!"
[the room blacks out. you're now in the same area as newton @indifferent-faith-interpreter]
who the hell are you
i'm the person that runs the tournament blog you got eliminated in the first round in. fucking loser
anyways yeah this place is cool. like what you've done with it
"aw thank you <3"
[to newton]: "I hope you like social interaction"
yeah i don't. really care. i'm still just gonna lie here and chill out
"well unfortunately for you, that is nolonger an option. I'm shipping you two and there's nothing you can't do about it."
[the room blacks out. you two are now on a ship (sail based) in an endless ocean.]
whatever
wow, you really upped your game lately, huh? i thought all you could do was smoke and mirrors!
[to interpretournament] "look. I know we have our differences, but bestie, I need you to annoy the fuck out of this weirdo. That's the win condition here."
i'm gonna be real i don't know if that's possible but i'll give it a shot!
[Tournament lays on top of Newton.]
soooooo do you like horses
i don't. care?
yeah okay well me neither so i'm gonna tell you alllll about my little pony, specifically the fourth generation
so it all starts out with twilight sparkle in canterlot and she basically says to celestia "hey this evil horse in the moon is gonna come and kidnap you and take over the world cause she's evil" and celestia says back "you need to get some friends" - honestly i think you should probably take that advice as well - so twilight goes to ponyville, yeah?
[Newton shoves Tournament off of him and jumps into the ocean.]
[the room blacks out. newton is now falling through the air though the air isn't resisting as much as it usually should. it is also slightly difficult to breathe]
yeah so this is not how oceans work. just letting you know for next time
[the ground (read: boat) approaches significantly faster than your regular terminal velocity. on impact you become an immediate mix between a splatter and an explosion before the room goes tv-static-"technical difficulties"-intermission mode. you are then alive again on the boat and air density is back to normal.]
"learned some new tricks :3"
[Newton is taking a moment to process all of that. He then jumps off the boat again without even acknowledging it.]
does he always do this or
[it happens again, but with less time between being teleported into the air and being splattered.]
"unfortunately."
i mean. have you considered that humiliation tactics might be more effective than repeatedly killing him. actually did you try that yet or were you just hoping he'd get bored or something
"you make a fair point."
[He's gonna do it again. You can see him at the edge of the boat thinking about it.]
"aww do you not wanna get splattered again?"
yeah, little baby boyyyy baby boy doesn't wanna get turned into a fine mist
[She's moving closer, bending down to make him feel small.]
little baby boyyy-
[He runs around her, kicking her off the edge of the boat. And he's so damn smug about it too.]
[she is teleported back onto the boat without being splattered.]
wowww i see how it is. pulling out all the tricks in the book for me because i'm your favourite, aren't you?
[the room blacks out. The only thing that has changed is that you are now both in maid outfits]
yeah. great. maid outfits. you want me to fuckin swab the deck or whatever? cause i'm not doing that
[She grabs Newton again.]
yeah okay so then twilight goes to ponyville and checks on all the stuff for a parade or whatever it's not really important the important thing is that she meets applejack, fluttershy, rainbow dash, rarity, andddd pinkie pie. she doesn't really like any of them and she doesn't like any of them even more when pinkie pie throws a huge party in her house with all the town invited and she doesn't get much sleep so she's kinda in a bad mood
hey tourmy i'm hereeee. wow it's been a while huh
-@interpretournament (here) (in person) (amazing i know)
// (assuming you just did the mirror thing)
"how wonderful, I've been needing someone to use for this. you get to meet my latest pest!"
[the room blacks out. you're now in the same area as newton @indifferent-faith-interpreter]
who the hell are you
i'm the person that runs the tournament blog you got eliminated in the first round in. fucking loser
anyways yeah this place is cool. like what you've done with it
"aw thank you <3"
[to newton]: "I hope you like social interaction"
yeah i don't. really care. i'm still just gonna lie here and chill out
"well unfortunately for you, that is nolonger an option. I'm shipping you two and there's nothing you can't do about it."
[the room blacks out. you two are now on a ship (sail based) in an endless ocean.]
whatever
wow, you really upped your game lately, huh? i thought all you could do was smoke and mirrors!
[to interpretournament] "look. I know we have our differences, but bestie, I need you to annoy the fuck out of this weirdo. That's the win condition here."
i'm gonna be real i don't know if that's possible but i'll give it a shot!
[Tournament lays on top of Newton.]
soooooo do you like horses
i don't. care?
yeah okay well me neither so i'm gonna tell you alllll about my little pony, specifically the fourth generation
so it all starts out with twilight sparkle in canterlot and she basically says to celestia "hey this evil horse in the moon is gonna come and kidnap you and take over the world cause she's evil" and celestia says back "you need to get some friends" - honestly i think you should probably take that advice as well - so twilight goes to ponyville, yeah?
[Newton shoves Tournament off of him and jumps into the ocean.]
[the room blacks out. newton is now falling through the air though the air isn't resisting as much as it usually should. it is also slightly difficult to breathe]
yeah so this is not how oceans work. just letting you know for next time
[the ground (read: boat) approaches significantly faster than your regular terminal velocity. on impact you become an immediate mix between a splatter and an explosion before the room goes tv-static-"technical difficulties"-intermission mode. you are then alive again on the boat and air density is back to normal.]
"learned some new tricks :3"
[Newton is taking a moment to process all of that. He then jumps off the boat again without even acknowledging it.]
does he always do this or
[it happens again, but with less time between being teleported into the air and being splattered.]
"unfortunately."
i mean. have you considered that humiliation tactics might be more effective than repeatedly killing him. actually did you try that yet or were you just hoping he'd get bored or something
"you make a fair point."
[He's gonna do it again. You can see him at the edge of the boat thinking about it.]
"aww do you not wanna get splattered again?"
yeah, little baby boyyyy baby boy doesn't wanna get turned into a fine mist
[She's moving closer, bending down to make him feel small.]
little baby boyyy-