The True Meaning of Pluggerdom

Well, see you all in another six years.

i haven't thought of plugger fly wine in a hot minute so thank you so much for reminding me. what the fuck was wrong with them.

Nothing comes between a plugger and his unhealthy hoarding habits.

Pluggers will destroy everything they own out of their irrational wrath towards the technology that has left them behind.

Pluggers says fuck gender roles, except for all those times it said exactly the opposite.

Also fuck golf.

You’re a plugger if your existence is defined by doing what little work there is for this comic so Gary Brookins doesn’t have to.

sometimes i wish i could go back in time and make it so this blog never existed

implying they are not synonyms

What you need to know about pluggers is they come from a time when it was progressive to not think of your woman as literal property you own, and they STILL bitch about that changing.

Jim forgot the third word, ‘flies’.

You’re a plugger if you abuse your wife’s makeup for mustache crimes.

...No.

Pluggers are tacky, thoughtless, and desperate to hide their balding heads by any means necessary.

Hoo boy, starting with some good old-fashioned ‘Pluggers are fucking disgusting.’ Close that microwave, dump the coffee in the sink, and go to the mirror and take a long, hard look at yourself, dude.

that said, i’ll go ahead and crack open gocomics just for you, anon. let’s delve into some pluggers for old time’s sake.