Fuck my stupid baka internship, I want to be knee deep in tulle

Does getting fabric and stuff for a mimikyu count? If not then. Probably trying to teach her what the button on a pokeball does.

I think so given sewing is mimikyu’s favorite activity. I wonder if mimikyu enrichment could include teaching them new sewing techniques like how to attach a button or a zipper.

personally I would not subject my Pokémon to a zipper unless I hated their guts.

”The fuck are they putting in peoples food? Why is almost everyone I met a tall freak of nature? Thats not fair >:(.”

Right? And I assume you haven't even met the elderly homeless person that wanders around Kalos. I have seen him maybe twice, but that man is so tall you'd assume he never stopped growing in his old age, or something.

”Ummm. Oh you mean the old tall motherfucker? Yeah I remember seeing him when me and Lux first got to Kalos. I honestly never talked about it because I thought I was imagining it.”

No, he's very real. Maybe Kalos is just home to tall people

”Is Kalos just home to people who are giants or something?? I mean I don’t think I’ve ever met someone whose 7ft or over until I came here.”

I mean, I'm tall and I'm not from Kalos

Kalosian here! I can confirm that everyone here is massive. It's because of the minerals in our water, which tastes like licking a stalagtite!

Well, I doubt anyone would bat an eye if you wore that to PokémaniaCon, so probably

sounds more like non-animegao kigurumi to me.

girliepop if you refuse to do laundry on the basis that you hate your underwear, you are going to get some truly horrendous skin rashes and infections. hie thee hence to a washerwoman or something

Oh. So, like... gender dysphoria? You can just change clothes and shower in the dark.

I'm sure I'm cisgender. I just do not remember what my body looks like, and that scares me.

It's going to look like a collection of skin infections if you do not do your laundry.

girliepop if you refuse to do laundry on the basis that you hate your underwear, you are going to get some truly horrendous skin rashes and infections. hie thee hence to a washerwoman or something

Oh. So, like... gender dysphoria? You can just change clothes and shower in the dark.

girliepop if you refuse to do laundry on the basis that you hate your underwear, you are going to get some truly horrendous skin rashes and infections. hie thee hence to a washerwoman or something

This has got to be one of the most bewildering sentences I have seen on this website in recent memory.

real sick of people doing things with their pants that aren't giving them to me. tbh.

Prince Edward, whose siblings all survived to adulthood. It was considered prudent for the royal family to marry off their non-inheriting sons to a neighboring country, so he was sent to Galar and was quite happily married to his husband, which kept him too busy to make plots to take the throne. Plus, gay marriage means the chance of heirs is always zero with royalty. They'd transition with full fertility sometimes, some you didn't really have any issues with that, but unfortunately we've lost the fountain of rebirth so nowadays we have to make do with transplants. It's quite a pragmatic solution.

Celebrating the Ides of March by mending clothing and stabbing myself 27 times with a needle.

i need to stop spending money on wigs

False. You need to be spending more money on wigs. You can never have enough! Get an entire walk in closet full of them!

Theyre taking up so much of my hotel room .

i need to stop spending money on wigs

False. You need to be spending more money on wigs. You can never have enough! Get an entire walk in closet full of them!

Faux leather was the worst thing ever created

Lets take a material that can last decades with the right treatment and care and fucking replicate it with the most dogshit ugly flimsiest animal extinction microplastics smells bad unsexual rips in four days garbage disgusting saran wrap we can think of. Ostensibly for vegans.