to the woman watching the Toxic by Britney Spears music video with no headphones in the psychiatrists waiting room: you’re the only motherfucker in this room who can handle me

You know what the real mystery of ASOUE is? It’s the fact that, no matter how many bookstores i go to, i have never (i repeat, never) seen the physical book ‘The Wide Window’. No hardback version, no paperback version, no penny dreadful version (i actually found the penny dreadful version of the first 2 books too). Nothing. At this point i’m convinced that it’s one big conspiracy, but honestly the fact that i’ve never been able to find it in any bookstore i’ve been to has been bugging me for the past 8 years.

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