Players aren't ready

congrats Katie and Alex who had better things to be doing on Sunday 🥳

one thing I’ll never tire of is henning’s ability on isihac to bond with the british by taking the piss out of the french

I reckon Louis could call childline yknow they never take him anywhere

Clare Balding INSISTING that George and Charlotte do want to be at the tennis whilst they both look like they’d rather be anywhere but 😂

the percentage of grand slam winning male german tennis players who’ve committed prison worthy crimes is wildly high

this feels like a weird time for the rat to preach about monarchism but ok

It’s the little things but the rat accepted his plate and shoved it in the air immediately whereas jannik took the time to thank the ref the umpire and the organiser individually before thinking about himself

Jannik’s rapidly becoming one of those players who I can’t tell who he’s dating from one minute to the next I stg he was with kalinskaya