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Welcome to the Ukrainian national final for @tmblrvision 2019!

Unlike the EBU counterpart, we are fully committed to participating. All the rules and such are in the link, so go ahead and vote!

One song from each group, as well as a total of 2 wildcard entries, have qualified. Here are your finalists:

Jamala: Samğa, The Great Pretender Maruv: Focus on Me Max Barskih: Berega Monatik: Gluboko, Zašivaet Dušu Miscellaneous: Polyusi (Riya)

Vote in the final here.

The deadline is Monday or Tuesday, 29/30 July 2019 (likely after 12pm CET but don’t risk it!).

The ranking was converted into points. The song ranked first got 1 point, and the song ranked 7th (last) got 7 points. Therefore, the song with the least amount of points gets the right to represent Ukraine at @tmblrvision 2019.

Below I have provided the results of each entry in the following order: placing, number of points, artist, song title, how many people put the song first in their ranking, how many people put the song last in their ranking.

01 50 Maruv — Focus on Me (6 first, 3 last) 02 51 Riya — Polyusi (3 first, 1 last) 03 53 Max Barskih — Berega (1 first, 2 last) 04 59 Jamala — Samğa (2 first, 2 last) 05 60 Monatik — Gluboko (2 first, 2 last) 06 62 Monatik — Zašivaet Dušu (0 first, 0 last) 07 72 Jamala — The Great Pretender (1 first, 5 last)

Welcome to the Ukrainian national final for @tmblrvision 2019!

Unlike the EBU counterpart, we are fully committed to participating. All the rules and such are in the link, so go ahead and vote!

One song from each group, as well as a total of 2 wildcard entries, have qualified. Here are your finalists:

Jamala: Samğa, The Great Pretender Maruv: Focus on Me Max Barskih: Berega Monatik: Gluboko, Zašivaet Dušu Miscellaneous: Polyusi (Riya)

Vote in the final here.

The deadline is Monday or Tuesday, 29/30 July 2019 (likely after 12pm CET but don't risk it!).

Welcome to South Korea’s national final for @asiavisionblog!

The format will follow Eurovision between the years 2004 and 2007. Here’s how it’s going to work: there will be one semifinal and one final. 12 songs will compete in the semifinal, consisting of songs that have been crowdsourced and suggested by others. 6 of those songs will qualify and compete against 6 other pre-qualified songs that have been chosen by yours truly, bringing it to a final of 12 songs.

Egotistic - Mamamoo

Puzzle Moon - GWSN

1, 2, 3! - Seungri

Everyday I Love You - ViVi & Haseul

New Face - PSY

Lil’ Touch - Girl’s Generation/SNSD

They will retain their running order numbers. The remaining spots will be filled by the 6 pre-qualifiers, who will appear in this order:

Red Flavor - Red Velvet

Ddu-du Ddu-du - Blackpink

DNA - BTS

As If It’s Your Last - Blackpink

April Fools - Park Jimin

Bad Boy - Red Velvet

Therefore, the running order for the Grand Final of Daehan Minguk Grand Prix is as follows:

Red Flavour

Egotistic

Puzzle Moon

Ddu-du Ddu-du

1, 2, 3!

DNA

Everyday I Love You

New Face

Lil’ Touch

As If It’s Your Last

April Fools

Bad Boy

You can go straight to the playlist here.

Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

Destroying Christmas Trees: Self defense, I mean the tree attacked them. 

Scratching their owner’s eyeball: Self defense. 

Scratching their sleeping owner’s face: Self defense. 

Jumping on their owner’s back and clawing into their spine: Self defense. 

Admittedly yeah 

A dog doesn’t do those things because a dog’s version of self defense is to be a good animal who loves you and doesn’t attack you unless you attack them first. 

Destroying Christmas Trees: Cats like to climb things. They’re not doing it to spite you.

Scratching their owner’s eyeball: Probably an accident, due to overstimulation when playing. It wasn’t trying to hurt you. Don’t anthropomorphize animals by attributing spite to them. Animals don’t do spite the way that humans do.

Scratching their sleeping owner’s face: Trying to rouse you with its paw, probably gently, because it loves you and wants to play with you.

Jumping on their owner’s back and clawing into their spine: Come on. If a cat is jumping on you, it loves you and wants to be close to you. Digging in with its claws is how it balances itself on an unstable surface and is purely a reflexive reaction. It isn’t intending to hurt you.

animal-based milk: yielded by squeezing tits

Welcome to the French national preselection for the 2018 Tmblrvision Song Contest!

This year, France has internally selected Amir Haddad to compete in @tmblrvision​, and he will sing all the songs that are being contended for the international final. Seeing as he has recently released an album, Addictions, with 17 of the 18 songs in it being eligible, there appears to be no better time for him to make his country proud.

This national final will consist of 2 parts — Phase I and Phase II. In Phase I, all 17 eligible songs will be in the running. You will be able to choose which ones you want to see go through to Phase II. A number of these songs will advance, depending on the voting results.

17 songs does sound like a lot. Luckily, I’ve condensed them all into this recap, so you can still make your voice fully heard in this NF without as much time or effort. If you can’t view the video below click HERE, or go straight to the voting form as the video is linked there as well.

Once you’ve heard the songs, you can vote HERE.

The deadline is at some point on Thursday, July 26th 2018. The qualifiers will be announced soon after.

This is long overdue but 4 songs have qualified to Phase II of Let’s Talk About Amir! This consists of 3 songs that got the highest points, and one wildcard chosen by a @tmblrvision non-participant.

They are, in the order of the album:

Que seront les hommes?

États d’amour

Anja

L’impasse

You can see the songs in a new recap below, or click HERE. They’re all also available on Spotify.

Once you’ve heard the four songs again, you can vote HERE. All the necessary information is in that form (including the recap video).

The deadline is at some point on Tuesday, July 31, 2018. The winner will be announced soon after and will be submitted as the French entry to Tmblrvision 2018.

Let us first look at the results for Phase I:

As you can see above, États d’amour won Phase I, with Que seront les hommes? and L’impasse jointly following behind. Therefore, Anja was the wildcard qualifier.

However, was this reflected in Phase II?

Let’s take a look at how the 9 voters submitted their points in Phase II, voters being in the order they submitted:

Anja has appeared to gain popularity, while the opposite is true for L’impasse. However, the top 2 remain intact. Therefore...

Amir will represent France at the 2018 @tmblrvision Song Contest with États d’amour!

Welcome to the French national preselection for the 2018 Tmblrvision Song Contest!

This year, France has internally selected Amir Haddad to compete in @tmblrvision​, and he will sing all the songs that are being contended for the international final. Seeing as he has recently released an album, Addictions, with 17 of the 18 songs in it being eligible, there appears to be no better time for him to make his country proud.

This national final will consist of 2 parts — Phase I and Phase II. In Phase I, all 17 eligible songs will be in the running. You will be able to choose which ones you want to see go through to Phase II. A number of these songs will advance, depending on the voting results.

17 songs does sound like a lot. Luckily, I’ve condensed them all into this recap, so you can still make your voice fully heard in this NF without as much time or effort. If you can’t view the video below click HERE, or go straight to the voting form as the video is linked there as well.

Once you’ve heard the songs, you can vote HERE.

The deadline is at some point on Thursday, July 26th 2018. The qualifiers will be announced soon after.

This is long overdue but 4 songs have qualified to Phase II of Let’s Talk About Amir! This consists of 3 songs that got the highest points, and one wildcard chosen by a @tmblrvision non-participant.

They are, in the order of the album:

Que seront les hommes?

États d’amour

Anja

L’impasse

You can see the songs in a new recap below, or click HERE. They’re all also available on Spotify.

Once you’ve heard the four songs again, you can vote HERE. All the necessary information is in that form (including the recap video).

The deadline is at some point on Tuesday, July 31, 2018. The winner will be announced soon after and will be submitted as the French entry to Tmblrvision 2018.