jared

i don't live laugh love, i die cry hate

multiplayer video games bad for health, heart, and emotional wellbeing. cut them out of ur diet.

did u lose again

I VALUE my alone time. Like I deadass love my peace and quiet

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

Why is this so funny

can I please have context for this

never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience 

It’s like a dishwasher

i dont understand even a little bit thank you

its illegal to be cuter than me

We’re all going to jail then

I’ve noticed a trend in life. The larger a thing is, the more likely it is to be evil. This applies to companies, youtubers, people, and mountains. 

in cases of dogs the direct opposite is true

A notable outlier