liberté

❛ And what exactly does “hooked up” mean? ❜ ❛ It’s like a car wreck… you can’t not watch. ❜ ❛ What’s that smell? It’s either vomit or fancy cheese. ❜ ❛ There is no God. We’re all gonna die. ❜ ❛ The hell? You’re supposed to negotiate! ❜ ❛ If you’re looking for money, I don’t have any yet.  ❜ ❛ How do you feel about metal splinters to the eye? ❜ ❛ Are you up-to-date on your rabies shots? ❜ ❛ I don’t like that you’re getting hurt on purpose to make money. ❜ ❛ You’re kidding me? You’re actually serious about this shit? ❜ ❛ You’re kinda growing on me. ❜ ❛ Wanna see how fast I can unhook your bra? ❜ ❛ You make my life a living hell and I want you out of here now. ❜ ❛ Half of the world has penises, why do people get so upset about seeing them? ❜ ❛ You’re nothing but a warm mouth to me. ❜ ❛ I think I’m depressed. I’ve been feeling kind of funky lately. ❜ ❛ I never said it was yours. You just wanted it to be. ❜ ❛ Wouldn’t be the first time somebody’s disappointed me. ❜ ❛ I don’t mean to be an asshole. It’s just… genetic. ❜ ❛ Fuck you is what you were invited to. ❜ ❛ I can’t even begin to imagine what kind of pussy you’d be in juvie. ❜ ❛ I want normal people problems. Like, am I getting enough fiber? ❜ ❛ Hey, I think I just insulted myself. ❜ ❛ Hey! What the fuck man! He’s/she’s dead! ❜ ❛ Oh, could you be a little more vague? ❜ ❛ You came all the way down here to talk about my pubes? ❜ ❛ How the fuck do you not have a gun? ❜ ❛ Sure you’re ready to pop your armed robbery cherry? ❜ ❛ You should have seen your face. ❜ ❛ You don’t know who you messed with, bitch. ❜ ❛ You fuck with the bull, you get an ass full of horns! ❜ ❛ I’m not used to having people yell at me all day long. ❜ ❛ I have this friend. I think you two might really hit it off. ❜ ❛ I’ve seen you put out after the first drink. ❜ ❛ You know, I’d hug you but neither of us would like that. ❜ ❛ I don’t get why just don’t use her/his face for target practice. ❜ ❛ I want a fucking lawyer motherfucker! ❜ ❛ You’re covering your own ass and you know it. ❜ ❛ You know I used a condom. ❜ ❛ Do you know where I can buy a gun? ❜ ❛ You think you scare me? Bring it, bitch! ❜ ❛ I’m starting to get fucking homicidal. ❜ ❛ I will make this kitchen my bitch. ❜ ❛ They’re having a party for kids across the street. No booze. ❜ ❛ A shrink at school says I’m one of God’s mistakes. ❜ ❛ I believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is fuck you! ❜ ❛ Did the two of us finish an entire gallon of box wine the other night? ❜ ❛ I can’t handle anything up my ass without alcohol! ❜ ❛ I’d be crying right now if I wasn’t so high. ❜ ❛ I’m not my dad. You hear me? I’m not my fucking dad! ❜ ❛ I would never do half the shit that you’ve done to us. Why are you even here? ❜ ❛ Even the homeless get better stuff than us. ❜ ❛ I am just as likely as anyone of this family to make something of myself. ❜ ❛ You want to get shit faced in the middle of the day.  ❜ ❛ You have no money yet you’re going into a grocery store. Interesting. ❜ ❛ Let’s go get drunk and buy a gun. ❜ ❛ It’s a shame when someone you love gets taken away, isn’t it? ❜ ❛ If this is a relationship you wanna save, then you gotta fucking save it. ❜ ❛ Off to deal drugs on a Saturday morning? ❜ ❛ I’m probably biased, you deserve better than him. ❜ ❛ If you don’t get out right now, I will shoot you. ❜ ❛ Still don’t want your family to know? ❜ ❛ Did I mention that I’m falling in love with you? ❜ ❛ You can’t feel a persons headache by touching his head. ❜ ❛ Are you robbing me with my own fucking gun? ❜ ❛ How can you tell when you’re in love with someone? ❜ ❛ Is that supposed to be some kind of insult? ❜ ❛ I’m done living the way other people want me to live. ❜ ❛ I think I was trying to prove something, not to you but to myself.  ❜ ❛ If it wasn’t sex then what was the problem? ❜ ❛ What do you want me to say? That I’m self-destructive? ❜ ❛ Random destruction makes you think of me? ❜ ❛ I haven’t abused marijuana like the rest of you, so yes I remember. ❜ ❛ Your turf? What is this West Side Story? ❜ ❛ All I’m gonna be thinking about while you choke me out is how much I love you. ❜ ❛ If I don’t invest in myself, no one else will. ❜ ❛ It smells worse than a dead hooker’s ass in there. ❜ ❛ I don’t wanna be me anymore. ❜ ❛ Why would anyone go to the zoo sober? ❜ ❛ I’ve had so many abortions the next one is free. ❜ ❛ I’d trade my left nut for one more hour of sleep. ❜ ❛ How do you do that? The nice thing? ❜ ❛ I’m sick of living in your shadow. ❜ ❛ I never thought I’d say this but you were right. ❜ ❛ Where can I get knives and blunts? ❜ ❛ I can’t share a room with someone in constant state of arousal! ❜ ❛ I’m sneaking antibiotics into his toothpaste just in case. ❜ ❛ I got tasered for like a second and I crapped myself. ❜ ❛ I’ve never seen you put on deodorant before. ❜ ❛ I haven’t had a drink for two days…well granted I was unconscious. ❜ ❛ I’ll be in the bushes across the street stalking you. ❜ ❛ Is there anything more enjoyable on earth than humiliating your peers? ❜ ❛ I need to buy a gun. For protection. In case there’s a shooting here. I’m scared. ❜ ❛ It’s my job to tell you when you’re making a huge mistake. ❜ ❛ Have you ever woken up naked in the street with no idea how you got there? ❜ ❛ You’re either boning or you’re waiting to bone. ❜ ❛ Doctors are thieves, they just have degrees to keep them out of jail. ❜ ❛ You want me to be realistic? Okay, I’ll be realistic. ❜ ❛ I confided in you and you told everyone. ❜ ❛ I have no idea what that means but I’m enjoying trying to picture it. ❜ ❛ I never made any fucking promises to you! ❜

’ What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula? ’ ’ I despise guessing games. ’ ’ Oh, goody. ’ ’ Yes. Well, forgive me for not leaping for joy. ’ ’ When I’m King, what’ll that make you? ’ ’ You’re so weird. ’ ’ You have no idea. ’ ’ Sing something with a little bounce in it. ’ ’ I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts. ’ ’ Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head… ’ ’ Hakuna Matata. It’s our motto. ’ ’ What’s a motto? ’ ’ Nothing. What’s a motto with you? ’ ’ Did I miss something? ’ ’ Let me out! Let me out! ’ ’ Please don’t eat me. ’ ’ Whoa. Talk about your fixer-upper. ’ ’ I can’t go back. What would it prove, anyway?  ’ ’ You can’t change the past. ’ ’ You said you’d always be there for me! But you’re not. ’ ’ It’s because of me. It’s my fault. ’ ’ Ahh, so you haven’t told them your little secret. ’ ’ It’s not true. Tell me it’s not true. ’ ’ No! It was an accident! ’ ’ It’s your fault he’s/she’s dead. Do you deny it? ’ ’ Then you’re guilty. ’ ’ No, I’m not a murderer! ’ ’ Friends? I thought he/she said we were the enemy. ’ ’ Don’t ever do that again! Carnivores, ugh! ’ ’ We’re pals, right? ’ ’ I don’t wonder; I know. ’ ’ The great kings of the past look down on us from those stars. ’ ’ I always thought they were balls of gas burning billions of miles away. ’ ’ Fireflies that, uh… got stuck up on that big bluish-black thing. ’ ’ Everything the light touches is our kingdom. ’ ’ A king’s time as ruler rises and falls like the sun. ’ ’ What’s happened to you? ’ ’ You’re right, I’m not. Now are you satisfied? ’ ’ You know you’re starting to sound like my father. ’ ’ The sooner we get to the waterhole, the sooner we can leave. ’ ’ So where are we really going? ’ ’ Right. So how are we going to ditch the dodo? ’ ’ It’s a tradition going back generations. ’ ’ Well, when I’m king, that’ll be the first thing to go. ’ ’ Well, in that case, you’re fired. ’ ’ Nice try, but only the king can do that. ’ ’ Your Majesty. I gravel at your feet. ’ ’ Why do I always have to save your… Ahhh! ’ ’ I know what I have to do. ’ ’ Temper, temper. ’ ’ I’ve been running from it for so long. ’ ’ Ow! Jeez, what was that for? ’ ’ It doesn’t matter. It’s in the past. ’ ’ Oh yes, the past can hurt. ’ ’ But from the way I see it, you can either run from it, or… learn from it. ’ ’ You see? So what are you going to do? ’ ’ First, I’m gonna take your stick. ’ ’ Good! Go on! Get out of here! ’ ’ So you’d better have a good excuse for missing the ceremony this morning. ’ ’ Perhaps you shouldn’t turn your back on me. ’ ’ I wouldn’t dream of challenging you. ’ ’ Is that a challenge? ’ ’ I’m afraid I’m at the shallow end of the gene pool. ’ ’ There’s one in every family sire. Two in mine, actually. ’ ’ Pinned you again. ’ ’ What’s going on? ’ ’ Oh, dear, I’ve said too much! ’ ’ Well, I’m brave. What’s out there? ’ ’ All the more reason for me to be protective. ’ ’ Well, I suppose you’d have found out sooner or later. ’ ’ Just promise me you’ll never visit that dreadful place! ’ ’ You run along now and have fun. ’ ’ I wonder if its brains are still in there? ’ ’ Danger? Hah! I walk on the wild side. I laugh in the face of danger. Ha ha ha ha! ’ ’ Do you know what we do to kings who step out of their kingdom? ’ ’ Puh. You can’t do anything to me. ’ ’ Oh, my, my, my. Look at the sun. It’s time to go! ’ ’ Hey! Why don’t you pick on somebody your own size? ’ ’ I’m very disappointed in you. ’ ’ You could have been killed! ’ ’ You deliberately disobeyed me! ’ ’ I was just trying to be brave like you. ’ ’ I’m only brave when I have to be. ’ ’ Being brave doesn’t mean you go looking for trouble. ’ ’ Whoah. I guess even kings get scared, huh? ’ ’ But you’re not scared of anything. ’ ’ We were afraid it was somebody important. ’ ’ Tell me about it. I just hear that name and I shudder. ’ ’ Yeah, be prepared! We’ll be prepared… for what? ’ ’ Long live the king! Long live the king! ’ ’ If I told you, it wouldn’t be a surprise, now would it? ’ ’ If you tell me, I’ll still act surprised. ’ ’ You are such a naughty boy/girl! ’ ’ You hear that? If you ever come back, we’ll kill ya! ’ ’ So it is with a heavy heart that I assume the throne. ’ ’ That’s the stupidest thing I ever heard. ’ ’ You know, having a lion around might not be such a bad idea. ’ ’ Ah, you’re an outcast! That’s great. So are we. ’ ’ I’m telling you, kid: this is the great life. No rules, no responsibilities… ’ ’ You mean a bunch of royal dead guys are watching us? ’ ’ Come on, I just heard about this great place. ’ ’ I’m surrounded by idiots. ’ ’ I’m kinda in the middle of a bath. ’ ’ So where are we going? It better not be anyplace dumb. ’ ’ I’ll show you when we get there. ’ ’ The waterhole? What’s so great about the waterhole? ’ ’ You’re the king? And you never told us? ’ ’ You don’t even know what I’ve been through! ’ ’ I finally got some sense knocked into me. ’ ’ Please have mercy, I beg you. ’ ’ You don’t deserve to live. ’ ’ Why should I believe you? Everything you ever told me was a lie. ’ ’ This looks like a good spot to rustle up some grub. ’ ’ I’ll make it up to you, I promise. ’ ’ You got to put your past behind you. ’ ’ When the world turns its back on you, you turn your back on the world. ’ ’ Bad things happen, and you can’t do anything about it. ’ ’ There’s more to being a king than getting your way all the time. ’ ’ I’m so hungry I could eat a whole zebra. ’ ’ Listen kid: if you live with us, you’re gonna have to eat like us. ’ ’ Come on, will you cut it out? ’ ’ I thought I knew, but now I’m not so sure. ’ ’ What’s that supposed to mean, anyway? ’ ’ I’m not the one who’s confused. ’ ’ You don’t even know who you are! ’ ’ This is just the way your father looked before he died. ’ ’ So what’s the plan for getting past those guys? ’ ’ No wonder we’re dangling at the bottom of the food chain! ’ ’ Where is your hunting party? They’re not doing their job. ’ ’ Then you have sentenced us to death! ’ ’ Well, it sure is a surprise to see you… ’ ’ Hakuna Matata. It means “no worries”. ’ ’ These are rare delicacies. ’ ’ You have forgotten who you are and so have forgotten me. ’ ’ You are more than what you have become. ’ ’ How can I go back? I’m not who I used to be. ’ ’ Will you stop following me? Who are you? ’ ’ What’s going on here? Who’s the monkey? ’

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make your people proud!

I miss you all. I hope life is/was kind to you, and maybe one day, we’ll somehow connect again.