Between the Cables

maid,. . .,, ,,,,, .,., show me ur ovipositor

this shit is something to me man. i love you

does getting cursed by a witch show up in drug tests

Not really but it does cause a lot of false positives for other stuff so you'll have to tell them beforehand

ooouuugghhhhh i need to be treated like a little plushie so baddddd someone please cherish me and drag me around and hold me tight and give me kisses and hump me whenever you get horny...

not that i would know what that's like

not that i would know what that's like

happy pride month for it/its users, polyamorous people, xenogenders, non-transitioning trans people, and other "weird" identities. btw

gardevoir is tma

flaccid cock in panties voted the cutest thing you can send to your sibling when they least expect it

make sure to always be saying 'yayayay,' 'yippee,' and 'hehehehehe' while bouncing on it so she knows you are having a good time

There’s an egg-shaped void in your lower abdomen and helpful girls around you are vying to help solve that

taking an antianthrogen to become more bestial

[hoping you'll pin me to the ground and fuck me into the dirt] do you wanna go play outside

calling things "cutes" is so uh. what's a good word for when something is cute but slightly more cute

the word cutes is autological