you can try and take us

i really just want a plot where two people become roommates and they continuously keep getting into awkward situations between the two like, he walks in on her in the shower or she walks in on him having sex and it just keeps getting super super awkward between the two and you can just feel the sexual tension between the two and yeah pls hmu

all the retail stores right now

did you know when you suddenly jerk awake while falling asleep, another version of you from a different timeline just died

This post fucked me up.

It’s actually because you’re heart rate decreased so quickly that you’re brain jerks you awake to make sure you’re still alive.

i dont know wHICH ONE IS WORSE

never i repeat never put on time warp at a party unless you want the theatre kids to destroy your house

WHO DID THIS

Lydia would be lying if she said she hadn't thought about this, hadn't thought about his lips, since that day in the locker room. His mouth tastes like liquor and it reminds her why this is a bad idea, but Lydia can't stop herself from wrapping her arms around his shoulders, from pressing closer.