Call me E

I wish I could lose weight as fast as sister James is losing his subscribers 🤪😤🥴

i don’t like that forgetting is a thing that happens. like, this moment right here i will never have a movie-perfect recollection of…. and as time goes on im lucky if i remember it at all. everything is fleeting and memory changes everytime you recall it. i know it’s somewhat necessary to not be emotionally plagued by everything that has ever happened to you in your life but it makes me feel so unreal! idk

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

the sheer amount of Fucks Not Given in these photos is creating a Black Hole Of Ungiven Fucks, sucking in all the bullshit over the Fuck You event horizon and trapping it so the bullshit can’t escape. It’s gorgeous. 

Hearing “I’m so proud of you” when you feel like you aren’t doing enough really does lift a lot of weight off of you.

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ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

the girl has big dick energy

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

Update I just got an opportunity to make exactly $115 and i’m not kidding so like. Reblog to make $115.