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Therapist: Find the good things in your life--

Hades: And sabotage them?

Therapist: No.

Hades: ...

Therapist: ...

Hades: I'm gonna sabotage them.

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Persephone: I have decided I am, in fact, a snack. It's just that no one's hungry.

Hades, under his breath: I'm starving.

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Hades: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly I’m falling asleep already.

Hades: "Cowards", on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, to the point, and dramatic.

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Therapist: And what do we say when we feel like this?

Persephone: Sometimes it really be like that.

Therapist: No..

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Persephone: Sometimes I feel like I don't fit in anywhere.

Hades: What do you mean?

Hades: You fit perfectly into my arms!

Persephone, sobbing: ...shut up.

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CAN WE HIT ONE BILLLIIIOON LIKES!

this part killed me

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I don’t watch Markiplier but this is the funniest thing I’ve seen today

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If I ever don’t reblog this, assume my depression has been cured and I don’t need it anymore

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Tyler shielding his house always makes me lose it 😂😂😂😂

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My favourite fucking markiplier moment ever

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‘What have you done?’

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starring Tyler as Hades, Ethan as Poseidon, and Mark as Zeus

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Hades: I have just briefly experienced a brand new emotion, hitherto unknown, which I have tentatively labeled "Anti-Depression". Imagine you're depressed, like normal, but it's somehow inverted. I know it sounds crazy, but listen-

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Don't know if you saw this already but probably one of my favorite sketches of Persephone

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Hades, about Apollo: His hair? Wack.

Hades: His gear? Wack!

Hades: His jewelry? WACK!

Hades: His footstance? WACK!!

Hades: The way that he talks?? W A C K!

Hades: THE WAY THAT HE SMILES AT YOU? WACK!!!

Hades: Me? I'm TIGHT AS FUCK.

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Persephone: *sigh*

Eros: Okay, what's up?

Persephone: I feel like Hades doesn't like me.

Eros: Like you?

Persephone: As in, you know..

Persephone, blushing: LIKE like me.

Eros: You love Hades?

Persephone, blushing harder: Yeah, but I don't think he feels the same way.

Hades: *kicks the door down*

Hades: Wait, YOU THOUGHT I--

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Persephone: Being nineteen is weird because you're an old person around kids, but you're a kid around all the other adults.

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Hecate: Come on, sir. The math thing isn't the problem. The night shift is keeping you and Persephone apart. You two just need to bone.

Persephone: [Mortified squeak]

Hades: What did you say?

Persephone: [whispers] Don't say it again.

Hecate: I said you two need to bone.

Hades: How DARE YOU, Hecate. I AM YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER!

[5 minutes later]

Hades: BONE!!!!

[10 minutes later]

Hades: What happens in my bedroom, Hecate, is none of your business.

[21 minutes later]

Hades: BONE??!!

[40 minutes later]

Hades: Don't ever speak to me like that again. [slams office door]

Persephone: Why did you do that?

Hecate: Dude was pent up. Now he knows. Problem solved.

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Persephone: We're making shortbread cookies and we're going to decorate them. Does that sound good?

Hades: Just a minute.

Hades: *leaves the room*

Hades: *screams*

Persephone, turning to Hermes: He went to scream.

Hades: *comes back into the room*

Persephone: I'll take that as a yes.

Hermes: Yeah, you're not dramatic at all.

Persephone, to Hades: Luckily, I've known Hermes long enough that I'm ready for this kind of behavior.

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I did a thing

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Hades: What did you do?

Hermes: Alright, but you can't get mad at me.

Hades: What. Did. You. Do?

Hermes: Okay, first, I was minding my own business--

Hades, slamming his hands on the table: BULLSHIT!

Hermes: I WAS!

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Hades: How did you know I was going to propose?

Persephone: Thanatos hasn't been able to look at me without shaking his head in disappointment all month.

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