Therapist: Find the good things in your life--
Hades: And sabotage them?
Therapist: No.
Hades: ...
Therapist: ...
Hades: I'm gonna sabotage them.
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Therapist: Find the good things in your life--
Hades: And sabotage them?
Therapist: No.
Hades: ...
Therapist: ...
Hades: I'm gonna sabotage them.

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Persephone: I have decided I am, in fact, a snack. It's just that no one's hungry.
Hades, under his breath: I'm starving.
Hades: βLadies and gentlemenβ is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly Iβm falling asleep already.
Hades: "Cowards", on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, to the point, and dramatic.
Therapist: And what do we say when we feel like this?
Persephone: Sometimes it really be like that.
Therapist: No..
Persephone: Sometimes I feel like I don't fit in anywhere.
Hades: What do you mean?
Hades: You fit perfectly into my arms!
Persephone, sobbing: ...shut up.

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this part killed me
I donβt watch Markiplier but this is the funniest thing Iβve seen today
If I ever donβt reblog this, assume my depression has been cured and I donβt need it anymore
Tyler shielding his house always makes me lose it ππππ
My favourite fucking markiplier moment ever
βWhat have you done?β
starring Tyler as Hades, Ethan as Poseidon, and Mark as Zeus
Hades: I have just briefly experienced a brand new emotion, hitherto unknown, which I have tentatively labeled "Anti-Depression". Imagine you're depressed, like normal, but it's somehow inverted. I know it sounds crazy, but listen-
Don't know if you saw this already but probably one of my favorite sketches of Persephone
Hades, about Apollo: His hair? Wack.
Hades: His gear? Wack!
Hades: His jewelry? WACK!
Hades: His footstance? WACK!!
Hades: The way that he talks?? W A C K!
Hades: THE WAY THAT HE SMILES AT YOU? WACK!!!
Hades: Me? I'm TIGHT AS FUCK.

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Persephone: *sigh*
Eros: Okay, what's up?
Persephone: I feel like Hades doesn't like me.
Eros: Like you?
Persephone: As in, you know..
Persephone, blushing: LIKE like me.
Eros: You love Hades?
Persephone, blushing harder: Yeah, but I don't think he feels the same way.
Hades: *kicks the door down*
Hades: Wait, YOU THOUGHT I--
Persephone: Being nineteen is weird because you're an old person around kids, but you're a kid around all the other adults.
Hecate: Come on, sir. The math thing isn't the problem. The night shift is keeping you and Persephone apart. You two just need to bone.
Persephone: [Mortified squeak]
Hades: What did you say?
Persephone: [whispers] Don't say it again.
Hecate: I said you two need to bone.
Hades: How DARE YOU, Hecate. I AM YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER!
[5 minutes later]
Hades: BONE!!!!
[10 minutes later]
Hades: What happens in my bedroom, Hecate, is none of your business.
[21 minutes later]
Hades: BONE??!!
[40 minutes later]
Hades: Don't ever speak to me like that again. [slams office door]
Persephone: Why did you do that?
Hecate: Dude was pent up. Now he knows. Problem solved.
Persephone: We're making shortbread cookies and we're going to decorate them. Does that sound good?
Hades: Just a minute.
Hades: *leaves the room*
Hades: *screams*
Persephone, turning to Hermes: He went to scream.
Hades: *comes back into the room*
Persephone: I'll take that as a yes.
Hermes: Yeah, you're not dramatic at all.
Persephone, to Hades: Luckily, I've known Hermes long enough that I'm ready for this kind of behavior.
I did a thing

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Hades: What did you do?
Hermes: Alright, but you can't get mad at me.
Hades: What. Did. You. Do?
Hermes: Okay, first, I was minding my own business--
Hades, slamming his hands on the table: BULLSHIT!
Hermes: I WAS!
Hades: How did you know I was going to propose?
Persephone: Thanatos hasn't been able to look at me without shaking his head in disappointment all month.