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                 >> 🔥 <<             SAID UNCLE     meowed   loud at nero’s feet,  tail swishing in irritation as he’s   IGNORED    —     even more so as his nephew begins   DIGGING THROUGH  his cabinets.   a low   rumbling   growl leaves the cat as claws   DIG IN   to nero’s pants leg,  getting through to the flesh beneath.   stop   !!    eating my  food   !!   a yowl followed suit when he backs off,  fur   BRISTLED   as tail continued to swish.

JACKPOT, he was going to take what appeared to be Dante’s last box of mac and cheese when he was distracted by the cat. “ I’m not gonna pet yo- FUCK GET OFF ME. “ He actually yelled as he started to shake his leg to get the feral beast off of him without, you know, kicking him.  When the cat released him, he just squinted at it, why did it care what he did?