Try Again later, Whore.

                         𝙱𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚌𝚜;

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𖥔 . You’re free to call me Somni or whatever you feel comfortable with.

𖥔 . I’m very straightforward. No beating around the bush, full on honesty.

𖥔 . I enjoy reading fics but recently, I cannot find the exact fic I want — So I gotta take things into my own hands.

𖥔 . If I’m not writing, I’m gaming. If I’m not gaming, I’m working. If I’m not working, the cycle repeats. But sometimes I do get sleep in.

𖥔 . Self Learning Japanese and re-learning Spanish.

          𝙶𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕 & 𝚁𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚜/𝙰𝚜𝚔𝚜;

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𖥔 . First and importantly; I’m not too big on the “dni minors “and such because, 1. we’ve all been there & 2. They apparently can’t read. The only thing I stress out is that; I am not responsible for what you choose to consume. That is your responsibility, not mine. My works will have the appropriate tags in the beginning for you to avoid.

But do know that this blog welcomes all (except homophobes, racists, etc ofc. . . I don’t like y’all. Shove glass up ya ass for all I care.).

𖥔 . Writing is a hobby in my spare time — I will not always post consistently and I request that you don’t send in asks about when a certain work will be updated. Because honestly, it makes me not ever want to update said work.

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𖥔 . My apologies. I disassociated trying to figure out what else to put…

But those are fine, right? That’s good enough.

Requests + Asks:

𖥔 . Please be very specific in your asks. I cannot stress this enough-

I write for:

Fem! Reader, Male! Reader, GN! Reader.

Though there are certain topics I cannot do justice to and I’d unfortunately have to turn it down or put it on hold for awhile!

But DON’T let this discourage you from sending in a request anyways!! After all, I am avidly learning about things outside my area so I can accommodate to all the lovely readers if possible!

𖥔 . I do have the right to deny requests if they seem seem to cross my invisible boundary. . . And trust, it’s very rare to make me uncomfortable. So if you manage that, re-evaluate your life choices.

𖥔 . You can request up to — hm, 4 character for each separate drabbles/headcanons.

𖥔 . I absolutely love and adore when asks are sent and it’s just people happily rambling on with their views and ideas. I love to discuss and add on. Go ahead.. it’ll be fine. I don’t bite — maybe?

𖥔 . Don’t vent… idrk know how to deal with those.

𖥔 . I will not respond to hate asks unless I’m bored — they’re funny.

          𝙵𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖𝚜 𝙸 𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚍𝚘;

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Anime | Manga

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventures

One Piece

Spy x Family

Fullmetal Alchemist

Kaiju no.8

Haikyuu

Kengan Ashura

Soul Eater

Kemono Jihen

Demon Slayer

Dragon Ball Series

Fairy Tail

Bungou Stray Dogs

Tokyo Revengers

Undead Unluck

Games

Genshin Impact

Granblue Fantasy

Mortal Kombat

Guilty Gear

TWST|Twisted Wonderland

Cookie run..

Otomes(?)

Obey Me!

Please note that these are just what came from the top of my head… More may be added in the future.

Posted: 10/15/2022

Leona, lounging: Wow, you’re doing such an amazing job. That’s more than I ever see you do.

Sol, literally marking and sorting things: I literally do more work than you!

Leona, grinning: That’s what I make you think.

Ruggie, putting the things away: By sitting there and hardly picking up a thing?

Leona: Stop gaslighting me.

Sol and Ruggie: HUH!?

Floyd, holding and staring at a small but very heavy box: What happens if I throw this at Trein.

Sol: Please don’t. Because I know you’ll blame me instantly and I’m gonna have to break your dick.

Floyd, chuckling: Kinky little shit.

Dolion, excitedly pointing: OH! It’s the cum bucket!

Kairo, baffled as he is holding said object: the…… WHAT!? Why are you you calling it that!?

Dolion, now unsure how to proceed: Because….. it’s… shaped like…. A wenis?

Kairo: … It does not.

Dolion, making weird motions with his hands: and weird sloshy-slosh.

Kairo: Sloshy- Slo- Don’t talk to me for the rest of this shift.

Ace: Piss hard enough and we can be power washers.

Deuce, intrigued: We can??

Ace, becoming excited: YEAH!! But you gotta push hard, like pushing a baby!

Deuce: isn’t pushing babies painful?

Ace: for women maybe, but not guys.

Deuce, shocked: Guys push babies too!??

Ace: YEAH, THOSE SPECIAL GUYS! You know?? The uh…. What are they called? Transporters! Yeah!

Deuce: THAT’S SO COOL!

Sol, whispering to Yuu and Grim: They’re a bit confused but they got spirit.

Yuu, snorting and whispering back: It’s the thought that counts.

Azul: We could make life easier by making a deal.

Sol, intrigued: What kinda deal?

Azul, smiling: Yes.

And he walks away, leaving Sol extremely confused.

Sol: I hate it here so much…

Crowley: No you don’t ! It’s great here!

Sol: You’re only saying that to make yourself feel better…

Crowley, sighing: Yeah… A little.

Sol, minding his business and swaying his hips in place:

Idia: Why are you thrusting?

Sol, confused: I’m not? I’m trying to keep warm!

Idia: by thrusting the air??

Sol, frustrated: this is not thrusting??

Idia: IT IS!?? THIS! *terribly mimics Sols motion* IS THRUSTING.

Sol: This is a hate crime. Never do that again, you uncooked tortilla. *walks away to go work on something else*

Idia: UNCOO— WHAT!??!

Sol: Imagine being 20, that’s so old. Who manages to live that long?

Kairo: Didn’t you just turn 20?

Sol, staring directly into his eyes: I’m talking about you.

Kairo: But yo—

Sol: Shut.

Vargas: What’s good sunshine!?

Sol: sh, shh, shhhhhhh~ it’s too early for that. Go try that again on someone else. Shoo.

Vargas: But… you are sunshine? 🤔

Sol: Not today. I do not tolerate it today- I’m not masking today.

Vargas: What? Masking? Are you-

Sol: What? You hear something? I think Crewel is calling for me, BYE!

៶𖥨. He knew you and Grim were close. But not as close for a parent-child bond?

៶𖥨. Albeit it just made him fall even more in love with you by how attentive and caring you are for the feline. He’s always in a daze when he Watches you and Grim interact.

៶𖥨. He even gives you tips and tricks that he has used on the others he’s raised, and it works like a charm!

Grim’s stubborn and not listening?

Lure him in with bribery and that he won’t get it until he listens fufu~

៶𖥨.Although this Fae doesn’t mind how parently you are to Grim, he does suggest that you two get alone time too.

You can literally go a day without Grim and vice versa. Please, you’ll both live! Ace and Deuce will take him- totally- he didn’t blackmail them or anything…

៶𖥨. But other than that, he does love playing family with you two~ it gives him an excuse to prep family dinners more often!.. Just- pray. Believer or not… pray and write a will while you’re at it..

⌁. Doesn’t like the sharing of attention… well, it was okay at first. But then it got to be too much.

He treats it like a competition.

And yes, you do give him plenty of attention, he’s just stubborn and greedy. He needs to understand that Grim is your baby and that’s final.

⌁. Grim is also a bit against your relationship with Floyd— that eel keeps tricking and getting him trouble!

⌁. Step dad and step child going head to head type beat.

⌁. Floyd is subtle when you’re not looking with his threats to that cat, but said cat is loud with it and points out what he’s doing only for you to turn and see Floyd busy with something and quirk a brow at Grim.

Floyd shoots a quick grin in Grim’s direction and then go back yo feigning innocence.

It don’t stop there!

⌁. Grim is laying on your lap being petted? He wants to take over.

You’re feeding Grim by hand? That’s his spot now. And in his words; sharing is caring and you agreed much to Grim’s dismay.

Bathing Grim? He tried to replace when you weren’t looking, but he just got bashed in the face with a Loofah while you sported a glowing blush and a hissing Grim blasting fireballs instead..

⌁. That was not a good idea…. This only resorted in you giving Grim more attention in comforting after what he witnessed.

Those innocent feline eyes are forever tainted.

⌁. Jade teases him about this attempt. Jade knows he could do better than this. I guess it is true that love makes you stupid.

Bah! Jade is the stupid one, he don’t know what he’s talking about.. well— maybe- just a tad?

𒀭He finds it amusing and joins in as treating Grim as his own once the two of you are official.

𒀭 He loves how caring you are to the talking feline!

𒀭 He dotes and spoils Grim like no tomorrow.

𒀭 You can’t afford the Mostro sea fish special? Did you forget who you’re married to?? Yes, you heard that right. He tells and brags to everyone about his apparent spouse and child. But Jamil is right behind him to explain that he has yet to actually get married when people look confused and panicked about missing some wedding— especially Kalim’s!

𒀭 Grim is baffled by how far Kalim takes it but has no complaints since he has an unlimited amount of tuna, new collars and anything else he could ever wantbecause of it.

𒀭 And you; absolutely embarrassed but yet, glowing in pride and happiness at your newfound title.

𖥨• This man… he didn’t trust you?

He thinks you’re just pulling his leg when you asked him to be yours. Floyd and Jade are sus of you too. But it all comes to a halt a couple months later and the two of you are official.

But that little twinge of distrust still remains deep inside— You’re too nice.

𖥨• But listen, Azul’s business is plenty successful.

Infact, beforehand, the last 5 months before the two of you became official he had a bit of a rise. But now— it skyrocketed? He likes the money and people coming of course.. but so much students coming in every now and then? Especially the ones that would usually avoid Mostro Lounge?

Before Overblot:

𖥨• What really threw Azul(and I suppose the Tweels) off, was the amount of students coming for contracts.

The possibilities are endless to what he can obtain through these.

After overblot:

𖥨• People who just reached a certain amount of points redeem as soon as it hits the specific amount to consider a deal with Azul.

It’s a bit overwhelming, but on the inside, he’s truly happy that others aren’t as afraid to make deals and come to him willingly after everything.

Although it’s odd…. But he enjoys it- but.. *intense squinting*

𖥨• The whole time, you’ll always be praising him and his success.

His own little cheerleader.

He’s embarrassed, but appreciates it.

He does the little hide his blush behind his hand and he’s grinning like an idiot behind the hand and.. and his pretty Ceruleans twinkling with newfound happiness and love towards you.

Suspicion: FULLY CLEARED.

𖥨• He’s more accepting of the little gifts and notes of affirmations you bring him now. In his little office, he’ll carefully store each note into a journal.

He reads them when he has a particularly bad day.

𖥨• The Tweels find it odd. You. But they can’t do anything since Azul seems to be more open and fully accept the relationship you two have. If he’s “seemingly” no longer sus of you. Then they’re not sus of you. Well— Jade isn’t.. but Floyd— he wants to snoop and cause chaos.

𖥨• And that he does; he follows you throughout the day.

But nothing happens.

He’s bored.

Ew— You and Azul being cuddly and makin’ out.

Wait, no. Oho~ Azul is smiling. Like- smiling ,smiling. AND LAUGHING! AND- huh- what… what was that look you shot towards him? That look made the Floyd Leech.. feel a sense of dread. How could you know he was hiding in the bushes?!?? Maybe it was coincidence! You went back to lovin’ on Azul!

𖥨• Feels like centuries when you and Azul finally separated but now … he somehow lost—

“What are you doing?” Your voice nonchalantly pipes.

“Hah?”

“I won’t repeat myself.”

Now listen, what happened to the nice and always smiling Y/N? What is this scary lookin’ and glarin’ Y/N!?

“Ah, You’re a total Anglerfishy~!” The Eel is amused by this finding. He’s totally gonna tell Jade and Azul!

𖥨• “Hm, Floyd been missing for awhile..” Jade pointed out.

“.. He has. It’s not good for business.” Azul hummed.

“Maybe… he decided to take a spontaneous vacay.” Y/N smiled as they set down a platter of appetizers for the three.

𖥨• The Main and Vice housewardens lingered in thoughts before Y/N excitedly brought out a decent size box with the word donations prettily decorated on the front. “But lets worry about Ford later and lookie here!” They grinned. “I managed to chalk up some money for that new brewing machine you wanted, Azul! Plus some extra that you can put into savings!”

𖥨• Azul been smiling much more and subtle PDA towards you ever since.

Jade is shocked and surprised by how affectionate Azul could be.

It truly is such a blessing that you came into Azul’s life.

But…

𖥨• “YOU’RE DATING AN ANGLER FREAK!” The lounge doors slammed open with a disheveled Floyd.

𖥨• Respectfully (or disrespecrfully), the three welcomed the second Eel back and returned to cleaning up since Mostro was closed for the day.

Extra;

“You really should manage your time better, Floyd.” Azul lectured. “And stop making up such things.”

Jade tried to hide his laughter as he stood behind his boss.

Floyd is in disbelief. “It’s true! They were all ‘grr’ and wham and- and—“

Azul held up a hand and sighed, “ go get some rest, I have an important da- meeting to get to. We’ll talk later.” And he left.

“You truly are something, brother.” A strained Jade spoke up, wiping a tear away.

“Whatever, you’ll see one day… I need food right n—ow..” what? “What happened to my money?” Floyd stared at his now empty savings box.