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In my most sexy Russian accent : Hollander you need to go to therapy

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shane hollander x i don't like my mind by mitski
I heavily suspect Sherlock is going to feel isolated in season 2, like he has no idea whom to trust.
Mycroft didn't want Sherlock to look into the key. Why is that? Does he know something about Silas and/or the government's involvement in Silas' schemes?
James took the formula, and Sherlock knows he wanted to sell it. Can Sherlock trust him with what the key reveals?
Beatrice chose her mom and brothers over Silas, but she still helped in the creation and distribution of the nerve agent. She was bothered by Silas' lies, not the mass murder. Her moral compass is sketchy at best.
Cordelia is probably the most trustworthy, but she just wants her family to be together. He can't confide in her about anything that would imply he, Mycroft, and Beatrice would be at severe odds with each other.
i struggled alot over how i wanted to approach liliyas chatacter when i came to writing my hollanova feminist study fic bc i kept thinking 'oh ilya doesnt work as a woman' 'oh ilya as a character makes the most sense as a man' and then i realized. absolutely not true. liliya can be exactly the same as ilya (constantly hooking up, overconfident, desperate for the approval of her family) and it actually works EVEN BETTER its just the the world around her responds to it differently. professional hockey player ilya rozanov can have sex with 8 women a week and he can be a womanizer and a 'bad boy' but liliya rozanova can do the same thing but be a maneater and a skank. all the more reason for jane to want to hate her all the more reason for liliya to have a complicated relationship with herself. i love feminism
#myjane hollander only wears glitter eyeshadow and mascara to formal events because she can just smear it on and leave. her hair doesn’t hold a curl so it stays straight. she shows as little cleavage as possible because she wants to be taken seriously. #mylilya rozanova’s fake eyelashes are so big that you can barely see her eyes. her curls are the most perfect mess, frizzy like a halo around her. her tits are about to burst out of everything she wears and she likes it that way. paparazzi catches her drunk as hell with her top slipping down and when reporters ask about it, she says “you’re welcome”

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awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?
i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users
Scenes to Write When Your Draft Feels Flat
Not epic or climactic. Just... alive.
• A character almost admits they were wrong and then pivots • Two people sitting in a car after an argument, engine off, neither leaving • Someone practicing a speech in the mirror and hating how it sounds • A character lying for someone they resent • An inside joke that no longer feels funny • A public setting where private tension is simmering • Someone seeing their ex unexpectedly and performing indifference • A character giving advice they absolutely do not follow • A confession interrupted by something mundane • A person rereading old messages they shouldn’t • A gift that misses the mark completely • A character realizing they’ve outgrown someone mid-conversation • Someone saying “It’s fine” and meaning “I will remember this forever” • A moment where a character notices they are no longer the favorite • Two people who used to be close struggling to find a topic
If your story feels stuck, it likely needs friction. Not explosions. Just a little pressure.
something i really love about ilya is that despite his Everything on both the inside and outside he’s still genuinely a confident person like it would be easy for people to be like aww see ilya was always actually a softie i bet he’s actually sensitive and insecure and all that brash showmanship was just an act but ilyas like No. I am that bitch. hes actively crying but hes nodding to himself like okay yes my life sucks balls but at least im hot at least i am the shit. pausing his crying to flex in the mirror it makes him smile for a moment and its not just about looks either like he genuinely thinks hes so hilarious and charming and talented and successful it’s incredible
That ass
is this a safe space to say that while i love yuna hollander i think the claim that "ilya has family trauma but shane doesn't because his parents loved him and didn't die" is absolutely wild
like nono they absolutely fucked up that kid at least a little bit (which is obvious when u read a bit deeper into his character), you just don't care about shane

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i can't believe connor made it just in time for the final award 😭
HOLLANOV + PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (2005)
One time, Shane and Ilya are in a hotel in a major city and their room faces a huge billboard of one of Shane's steamier ad campaigns. He's either shirtless or wearing a wet t-shirt so thin he might as well not be wearing one. Like truly the hottest and sluttiest he's ever looked in one of these campaigns. Ilya doesn't draw the curtains. The windows are tinted and the lights in their suite are dimmed so they feel fairly confident no one can see in. Instead, he makes sure Shane's facing the billboard as he fucks him, one hand holding a fistful of his hair, keeping Shane's head in place so that he can't look away from it.
"My supermodel. See how fucking beautiful you look here. You are hockey and sex. Everyone in this city sees this billboard and wants to fuck you. But only I can. Only I get to fuck the sexy billboard man."
He keeps Shane this way for ages, not touching him, bringing him right to the edge, only to stop and talk about another part of Shane's photo he likes like he's talking about a work of art in a gallery. Then he goes right back to fucking him.
When he finally wraps a hand around Shane's cock and tells him that it's okay to let go, that he's done so well and that Ilya wants to see him come for him now, Shane comes so hard he almost blacks out.
For the rest of the time that campaign is running, Shane can't see any of the photos of videos from it without getting hard.
I absolutely love this but i NEED to tell you about the funny what if I thought about
It is peak situationship era, Ilya is in some away game and not against Montreal, Boston has booked him the room and he's sharing it with Marlow or something
And Ilya normally would like it, think it's funny, send Hollander a picture of the window with some chirp, get a bit worked up about it when he's alone... But he's not alone, and Cliff thinks this is HILARIOUS
So Cliff takes pictures of this window and this huge billboard, and you can see a bit of the room, the bed, they're actually nice pictures
And he starts to talk about it at the group chat "hey, any of you lucky fellas also have a room facing North? 😏" and no, no one does so what is Cliff on about?
So Cliff sends the picture to the groupchat and it explodes, all sort of comments, they're acting like pigs, shooting the shit, the saner and less dirty ones being things like "didn't know it was that type of hotel" "I think that room must have cost extra" "I bet the sheets get changed much more often in that side of the hotel", and, because they're not in Montreal "do you think Hollander's fans know?"
And Ilya is already trying to keep it together after watching his straight teammates all slobber over a giant half naked Shane Hollander, sure it's all jokes, but some of them really went into detail, some locked in and pointed out specific drops of moisture amplifyed by %10.000. Some of them are making plans to go to Cliff and Ilya's room later to see it in person, for what?? But he keeps it togheter, scowls and just ignores it, even if the team is trying to bring him into their jokes "Something tells me Roz won't be able to sleep"
But Ilya is keeping it together, that is until Cliff says "Oh, Hollander fans MUST know"
And Cliff tweets the picture of the hotel room and it's window, in all his glory, taken with his very expensive phone with amazing camera, and captions it "For all of you sick fucks out there, if you're going to Buffalo, you might want to stay at the North facing side of the Wyatt hotel... It's got a view"
Ilya ends up destroying Buffalo that night, and he doesn't enjoy a tiny, tiny bit. Especially when he finally goes to leave the hotel and he sees a couple guys wearing Hollander jerseys checking in at reception.
Jane Hollander wips

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Nadine Bhabha, Sophie Nélisse and Ksenia Daniela Kharlamova at the 2026 Canadian Screen Awards | May 30, 2026
Best Lead Performer, Drama Series is....Hudson Williams!