Insidious

Doflamingo headcanons (kinda suggestive)

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🦩He undeniably has a soft spot for you. You definitely get away with more than he’s let anyone else.

🩸 He’s just as romantic as he is manipulative. Gaslighting is his favorite pastime.

🦩 He’s 101% emotionally constipated for at least a major part of your relationship.

🩸 Brat tamer.

🦩 He’ll buy anything you dare to even look at, that necklace in your favorite color you checked out an hour ago? He’ll pull it out with a cheeky smile as soon as you get home.

🩸 He’s very easily jealous, this causes him to isolate you constantly. He’s secretly afraid of losing you. You know too much.

🦩 Him being vulnerable is incredibly rare to an aggravating extent. After a few drinks (a few as in a couple bottles due to his height and weight) will he begin to talk. Even then it’s hard to learn anything.

🩸 He always has to be in control. He purposely will put items on shelves way too high so you have to ask for help.

🦩 You’re his favorite possession to show off. PDA is a must in his eyes.

🩸 If you don’t like being restrained, don’t even think about getting into bed with him. He’ll use his strings to force you into submission.

🦩 Literally always touching you somehow. Whether it’s a hand on your shoulder or on your back, there’s always contact.

🩸 There’s a small chance you’ll see under his glasses one day. If you do ACT NORMAL.

🦩 Always using his size to his advantage. He plays dirty and he knows it.

🩸 Chronic boundary crosser, he’ll make you feel bad for even trying to set any.

🦩 Humiliation. Enough said.

🩸 He has some stalker tendencies, but his work life keeps him busy.

Knocker headcanons (slightly suggestive?)

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🪓 This guy does not smell pleasant. He’s constantly outside and he’s a literal stalker. On a good day he just smells like sweat.

(it irritates me when people say he probably just smells like tree sap)

📞 He’s always cold yet sweaty every second of the day. His hands are like ice cubes but his hoodie is always burning.

🪓 The easiest way to tell if he’s close is by his breathing, but by then it’s always too late.

📞 He’s in shape when it comes down to it, but not super muscular or skinny. I see him as pretty boxy. But he has to keep up with players constant running somehow.

🪓 He doesn’t align himself with any sexuality, he’s a humanoid creature. It only makes sense. He has no preferences, besides you of course.

📞 Probably a sadimasochist, he takes immense pleasure out of striking the fear of god into you. But he likes it when you fight back too. Adds to the fun.

🪓 He’s definitely obsessed with you, just not in the lovey dovey type way. Moreso in the “red means I love you way”.

📞 Speaking of which all of his bodily fluids are black. Do with that what you will.

🪓 if you become used to his presence and start speaking with him, he’ll definitely lean towards poosh’s knocker overtime.

📞 Touch starved in the worst way possible.

🪓 Most of the things he’s learned is from watching other players. He’s a visual learner.

📞 Abnormally tall, definitely leaning towards 7 feet.

🪓 produces a lot of saliva, just casually. It’s why he has so many smudges on his face from wiping it.

📞 The type to let you hear his axe fall to the ground right beside your bed.

🪓 A shit ton of invisible stains on his hoodie, you can feel the dried patches as well. Gross.

📞 The mockery never stops. Never.

🪓 maybe a little bit of knife play if you ever get there…

HM: unhealthy obsession by The Blake Robinson Synthetic orchestra