Welcome.

They are very determined to make you happy!

Of course. Dogs are perfect animals and each and every one of them deserves to have an outstanding day.

Hmmm, yes, many times. Some days it feels weird to know that we are only a spec of this whole universe.. Ah, but no need to get existential. Space is wonderful and it is a shame we may never get to see all of it.

Here is a very Hot boyfriend for you. His name is Henry.

Definitely! If you want, I shall bring home-made cookies.

This cat, once you take a look into its eyes, will clear you of your depression. It will then hold out its paw for you and, if you choose to hold it, will bring you a great feeling of happiness.

You can do anything! I believe in you, friend! You have all the power to do what your heart desires!

Of course!

I am already free my friend. What I am doing now makes me feel free more than all else. And I will amend your wish to make myself one of many happiest beings in the universe, as I cannot take all the happiness. I will spread my happiness to all of you and everyone else who needs it.

Take this and the demons will disappear.

How is this?

Here you go friend. I have made it with love.

Yes.

Hmm… Then from now on you will have mild dreams about being the Joker. Normal human activities, except you are the Joker. Specifically the one from Batman Adventures. I would say the Jared Leto version, but that’s a fate I would never place onto anyone.

Meet me behind an Arby’s.

Oh yes, definitely. It is much more fun to be nice to everyone. And what a great wish! I will personally go to each and every one of you and make sure we all have a great year together. Also, to the prior wish of yours that I have not yet answered - of course I will be your friend. And to everyone here, do not be afraid to ask to be my friend, even if it is not a wish, as you are all my friends.

I can assure you he loves all of his fans, but I will enter his home and tell him to love you more.