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Bal is one of those people who isn’t allergic to anything except one random medication that no one uses 

Ambrosius calls him a lucky bastard every time it’s brought up because he’s allergic to everything 

His allergy list is at least three pages long and he doesn’t remember a single thing on that list 

Whenever they go out to eat Bal has to remind him “No you can’t eat that it has olives” “Not that either love it’s got lemon” and so on 

Most of his allergic reactions are pretty tame so he’ll eat it anyway

And it gives Bal and Nimona so much fucking anxiety 

One time Bal walked in on Nimona chasing Ambrosius around the kitchen yelling “Spit out the carrots Nemesis you don’t even like them that much!!” 

Whenever he eats alone he refers to it as a game of Russian roulette 

Bal refers to it as the reason he has high blood pressure

Because Bal and Ambrosius grew up in the limelight (for very different reasons) there are a million pictures of them through the years 

And they use those videos to bully the hell out of each other 

Bal can quote the video from the beginning of the movie not because it was an important moment in his childhood 

But because Ambrosius will quote it at the most random times throughout the day

Bal will do something small like kill a bug or chase out an animal that Nimona brought in

And he’ll hear Ambrosius mumble “I’m here to slay monsters and protect our kingdom”

He was a little worried Nimona would react badly to this habit but he started joining in 

One time he killed a spider and Ambrosius asks “Are you slaying monsters moonbeam?” Nimona yells from the other room “I’m so proud of him he’s truly protecting our kingdom” 

There are a million photos of baby Ambrosius on the internet 

And Bal made a PowerPoint presentation ranking their cuteness factor out of 10 (100 was the lowest score he got and it was a picture of him with the ugliest bowl cut you’ve ever seen)

And made Ambrosius sit through it 

That was the most loved and mortified he had felt in a long time

Nimona uses low-quality pictures of them as reaction photos 

There have been times when Nimona asks “Can we eat out tonight” and Bal tells her no and she sends him this 

He’ll text back “Is that my fucking wanted poster?!” 

She asked Ambrosius if there was any ice cream left and he said no he expected her to call him and complain he didn’t expect this 

He calls her yelling “When the fuck did that happen?!” 

But then the next scene we see him be GOOFY, he’s impersonating the news reporters and trying to make his friend laugh and feel better. And then you’d think oh, he’s actually not a bad guy, he’s silly!

But right after that you see the SOFTER side of him, where he completely melts and says “they’re gonna love you. Like I do” and it’s like oh. He’s so SWEET.

And we keep getting that side, when he’s helping his BOYFRIEND with his armor, where he gets super overprotective of Bal, when he winks and does his WOO and we see him from Bal’s eyes, and he looks so FOND, and when he cheers for Bal with such fierce pride and it’s just !!

Some more Morgan headcanons

This relates to the Heart-2-Heart we have with Morgan in Glowhaven. He recounts a small story of his past and...

😭OMG I really can’t stand for this anymore, did anyone laugh when you come across to Yidao’s plot?

If you laugh that is totally make sense because that part of translation is a Fucking Bullshit!!!

When he died and said those “Relentless advance!”“Never show my face!!!”like an edgy teenager with chuunibyou who's a psychopathic killer from a Japanese anime. DID YOU KNOW? HE WAS ACTUALLY RECITING LINES OF A POEM:)

Here is the right line of that poem, comes from tang dynasty poet Li Bai. I can’t translate it well in english because my english is not well enough, but i can tell you its true meaning.

The first line: 十步杀一人，千里不留行。literally means a high skilled warrior-hero can kill an enemy in ten steps he takes, and even his journey across thousands mile distances, no resistance strong enough to stop him.(a kind of exaggerated rhetoric, indicating that this person has superb skills)

The second line: 事了拂衣去，深藏功与名。After completing his mission, the knight-errant wipe the dust on his sleeves away, and left without seeking praise. He acts not for fame, but because he believes the deed must be done.

The third line: 纵死侠骨香，不惭世上英。even if I die, the principles I firmly believe in will not be erased. I have done everything I could in my life, and I am not unworthy of the heroes I admire in history. I will never regret it.

By then, Yi Dao understood with painful clarity that he would not leave the place alive. So he said: even if my life ends here, I have acted as the great heroes of the past once did; I have done what my friend Chu Qingquan would have done. I have not failed them, nor betrayed the promise I made.

He had kept every promise he ever made. Yi Dao honored the pact with Chu Qingquan by coming to Buxianxian and finding the secret of Jiang Wulang(which means us). And he honored his promise to the protagonist: he would send young master into the wider world of the jianghu, and he would keep the young master alive.

Thus he recited the poem before he died, affirming that to die for what he believed in was still an honor. The young master spoke the last line with him—“ ”—because he saw himself as Buxianxian’s protector. If danger came to the sect, it should claim his body before reaching anyone else. In that moment, his resolve matched Yi Dao’s.

But Yi Dao, being older and knowing more of the world, could not allow the young master to follow him into death. He asked, “You haven’t really seen the jianghu. Do you regret it?” And the young master said, “I’ve already seen it.” Yi Dao understood that this was only the beautiful imagination of a brave kid, but there’s no time for him to explain. All he could do was send the young master into Han Xiangxun’s protection with the last strength he had.

I knew Yi Dao must have been reciting a poem in that scene and that the translation of the game is so wonky they made the English version cringe-worthy, but I do not know any Chinese so I had to settle with not knowing what was really said.