Vampire Rock☆!

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

In the year 1450 a priest rolls over and slams his hand into his candle, burning him and sending wax flying all over the place

How much it sucks to be Petronia at the time she and Tarquin first encounter each other tho. Not only had this little fucker snooped through your stuff but he also jizzed all over the floor.

and always remember every character is aroace unless stated otherwise

hello allo person in a fandom. let’s play a game. in front of you are two characters. your challenge is to okay and you’ve already started shipping them. well the crusher machine is going to activate now goodbye.

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s